Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey

[Darwins Selection]

WHat can possibly go wrong?

A pink control panel?
 
Have you been asked for a little tug along the towpath yet?

[Barman]

WHat can possibly go wrong?

A pink control panel?
 
Have you been asked for a little tug along the towpath yet?

 

[Nick]

Not yet, but my hopes are high 

[Barman]

Not yet, but my hopes are high 

Batwoman...?

[Nick]

 

Oh, I found that feet pic. Too good for you 

[Barman]

Oh, I found that feet pic. Too good for you 

 

[Grumpmeister]

I can now go solo. I have an uniform and everyfink 

It was a proud day for Nick when he was let off the leash and allowed to work the lock solo...

[Nick]

And first day going solo is this Saturday 

[Barman]

And first day going solo is this Saturday 

Excellent, it won't be busy at the weekend or anything like that... 











 

[Grumpmeister]

And first day going solo is this Saturday 

Excellent, it won't be busy at the weekend or anything like that... 











 

The largest canal based emergency since the Suez you say... 

[Nick]

Nothing can possibly go wrong 

They have even taught me how to tinker with the hydraulic power packs and the mahoosive diesel generator, so there   

[Barman]

Nothing can possibly go wrong 

They have even taught me how to tinker with the hydraulic power packs and the mahoosive diesel generator, so there   

Siphon diesel into the owld Sierra you say...? 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Or sell it to passing boats... 

[Nick]

It is traditional, apparently, for boaters to tip the lockkeeper with a bottle of beer. Apparently busy days can yield a fine harvest  |*|
























*don't tell Apey