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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #135 on: September 18, 2017, 02:24:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 02:18:05 PM
It is traditional, apparently, for boaters to tip the lockkeeper with a bottle of beer. Apparently busy days can yield a fine harvest  :thumbsup: |*|
























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They'd tip even more if you sold them a few hundred gallons of diesel at half price...  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #136 on: September 18, 2017, 02:26:32 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #137 on: September 18, 2017, 02:29:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 02:18:05 PM
It is traditional, apparently, for boaters to tip the lockkeeper with a bottle of beer. Apparently busy days can yield a fine harvest  :thumbsup: |*|
























*don't tell Apey

So cack handed and pissed in charge of a lock.........




What's the worst that could happen.....  scared2:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #138 on: September 18, 2017, 02:33:21 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #139 on: September 18, 2017, 03:07:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 02:33:21 PM
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I rest my case, it's going to me a gubbageddon....  scared2:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #140 on: September 18, 2017, 03:22:40 PM »
I have my own island, a pass key to every lock in England and an official hat  cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #141 on: September 18, 2017, 03:32:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 03:22:40 PM
I have my own island, a pass key to every lock in England and an official hat  cloud9:



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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #142 on: September 18, 2017, 03:34:01 PM »
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And when I am in charge EVERYONE has to do what I tell them  eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #143 on: September 18, 2017, 03:35:17 PM »
What? I assumed that the 'official' hat was an attempt by the management to reduce the threat of nick-o-rays.  noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #144 on: September 18, 2017, 03:36:43 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #145 on: September 18, 2017, 03:38:28 PM »
Don't tell me you neglected to tell them that you are 'that' Nick...  eeek:




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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #146 on: September 18, 2017, 03:39:30 PM »
Len, my guru, gave me top marks  cloud9: angel1
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #147 on: September 18, 2017, 03:57:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 03:39:30 PM
Len, my guru, gave me top marks  cloud9: angel1

Quote from: Guru Len
I never liked canals anyway  redface:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #148 on: September 18, 2017, 04:05:04 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #149 on: September 18, 2017, 04:08:43 PM »
It is luvverly and I am thinking of "accidentally" running over one of the local pheasants. rubschin:



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