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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #150 on: September 18, 2017, 04:13:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 04:08:43 PM
It is luvverly and I am thinking of "accidentally" running over one of the local pheasants. rubschin:



How do you gut and hang game birds??? rubschin:




Nick vs a pheasant.......  rubschin:










I'll have £5 on the pheasant.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #151 on: September 18, 2017, 04:14:50 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #152 on: September 18, 2017, 04:16:46 PM »
What? There are a fair few pheasants down these parts and they are vicious bastards, almost as aggressive as swans.  noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #153 on: September 18, 2017, 04:22:16 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #154 on: September 18, 2017, 04:33:17 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #155 on: September 18, 2017, 04:34:10 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #156 on: September 18, 2017, 04:35:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 04:34:10 PM
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You may be better off hiding in the owld sierra, as long as there isn't too much rust they shouldn't be able to peck their way through...  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #157 on: September 18, 2017, 04:41:14 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #158 on: September 18, 2017, 04:51:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 02:18:05 PM
It is traditional, apparently, for boaters to tip the lockkeeper with a bottle of BM's home brew.
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #159 on: September 18, 2017, 05:04:48 PM »
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That would require a Pollution Hazard Form  noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #160 on: September 18, 2017, 05:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 18, 2017, 04:51:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 02:18:05 PM
It is traditional, apparently, for boaters to tip the lockkeeper with a bottle of BM's home brew.
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #161 on: September 20, 2017, 05:24:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 04:08:43 PM
It is luvverly and I am thinking of "accidentally" running over one of the local pheasants. rubschin:



How do you gut and hang game birds??? rubschin:




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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #162 on: September 20, 2017, 05:27:38 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #163 on: September 20, 2017, 05:28:51 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 20, 2017, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 04:08:43 PM
It is luvverly and I am thinking of "accidentally" running over one of the local pheasants. rubschin:



How do you gut and hang game birds??? rubschin:




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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #164 on: September 20, 2017, 05:29:29 PM »
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