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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #90 on: August 14, 2017, 01:08:56 PM »
I was having special practice with the red buttons, like  cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #91 on: August 14, 2017, 02:33:15 PM »
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I was having special practice with the red buttons, like  cloud9:

The emergency button...? ::)
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #92 on: August 14, 2017, 02:35:32 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #93 on: August 14, 2017, 02:36:54 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #94 on: August 15, 2017, 05:37:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2017, 01:08:56 PM
I was having special practice with the red buttons, like  cloud9:

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #95 on: August 25, 2017, 01:48:31 PM »
AN entertaining day at the lock. Highlight was the arrival of a very large and posh looking fibre glass cruiser closely followed by a bizarre home made boat modelled on the Batmobile. Owner/driver was a woman who looked like Catweazle. SHe was heading straight for the cruiser and yelled, "I am new to this, how do I stop?" eeek:

Ropes were thrown  noooo:

Turns out she had built it herself! She had no teeth and the roof of the boat was decorated with stuffed cats.

I asked where she was header for and she said she didn't know.
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #96 on: August 25, 2017, 01:51:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2017, 01:48:31 PM
AN entertaining day at the lock. Highlight was the arrival of a very large and posh looking fibre glass cruiser closely followed by a bizarre home made boat modelled on the Batmobile. Owner/driver was a woman who looked like Catweazle. SHe was heading straight for the cruiser and yelled, "I am new to this, how do I stop?" eeek:

Ropes were thrown  noooo:

Turns out she had built it herself! She had no teeth and the roof of the boat was decorated with stuffed cats.

I asked where she was header for and she said she didn't know.

Sounds like a future friend for you  Nick  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #97 on: August 25, 2017, 02:22:16 PM »
Quote from: boogs on August 25, 2017, 01:51:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2017, 01:48:31 PM
AN entertaining day at the lock. Highlight was the arrival of a very large and posh looking fibre glass cruiser closely followed by a bizarre home made boat modelled on the Batmobile. Owner/driver was a woman who looked like Catweazle. SHe was heading straight for the cruiser and yelled, "I am new to this, how do I stop?" eeek:

Ropes were thrown  noooo:

Turns out she had built it herself! She had no teeth and the roof of the boat was decorated with stuffed cats.

I asked where she was header for and she said she didn't know.

Sounds like a future friend for you  Nick  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #98 on: August 25, 2017, 07:58:18 PM »
Quote from: boogs on August 25, 2017, 01:51:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2017, 01:48:31 PM
AN entertaining day at the lock. Highlight was the arrival of a very large and posh looking fibre glass cruiser closely followed by a bizarre home made boat modelled on the Batmobile. Owner/driver was a woman who looked like Catweazle. SHe was heading straight for the cruiser and yelled, "I am new to this, how do I stop?" eeek:

Ropes were thrown  noooo:

Turns out she had built it herself! She had no teeth and the roof of the boat was decorated with stuffed cats.

I asked where she was header for and she said she didn't know.

Sounds like a future friend for you  Nick  whistle:
prolly related to that murdering nut with the home made submarine in Denmark
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #99 on: August 25, 2017, 09:23:24 PM »
Quote from: boogs on August 25, 2017, 01:51:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2017, 01:48:31 PM
AN entertaining day at the lock. Highlight was the arrival of a very large and posh looking fibre glass cruiser closely followed by a bizarre home made boat modelled on the Batmobile. Owner/driver was a woman who looked like Catweazle. SHe was heading straight for the cruiser and yelled, "I am new to this, how do I stop?" eeek:

Ropes were thrown  noooo:

Turns out she had built it herself! She had no teeth and the roof of the boat was decorated with stuffed cats.

I asked where she was header for and she said she didn't know.

Sounds like a future friend for you  Nick  whistle:

More evidence that Nick's position as the Alpha Mook causes like minded minions to flock to him.  rubschin:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #100 on: August 26, 2017, 06:52:03 PM »
First full day. Fabulous and my own pine wood and BBQ  cloud9: cloud9:

Doing another full day on Monday cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #101 on: August 26, 2017, 07:46:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2017, 01:08:56 PM
I was having special practice with the red buttons, like  cloud9:



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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #102 on: August 27, 2017, 06:42:54 AM »
I had to press the BIG RED EMERGENCY BUTTON today    angel1

Some twat trying to impress his girlfriend fell overboard and was going to get sucked through the sluices ::).*
























*awaits jokes  ::)
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #103 on: August 27, 2017, 06:55:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2017, 06:42:54 AM
I had to press the BIG RED EMERGENCY BUTTON today    angel1

Some twat trying to impress his girlfriend fell overboard and was going to get sucked through the sluices ::).*
























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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #104 on: August 27, 2017, 08:13:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2017, 06:42:54 AM
I had to press the BIG RED EMERGENCY BUTTON today    angel1

Some twat trying to impress his girlfriend fell overboard and was going to get sucked through the sluices ::).*

That's original anyway  whistle:
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