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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #165 on: September 20, 2017, 05:32:59 PM »
I see on the local news that there has been a mahoosive explosion a mile upstream of my lock  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-41335633

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #166 on: September 20, 2017, 06:18:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2017, 05:32:59 PM
I see on the local news that there has been a mahoosive explosion a mile upstream of my lock  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-41335633
And you have an alibi?
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #167 on: September 20, 2017, 06:19:20 PM »
I am not Peter Sellers  ::)
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #168 on: September 20, 2017, 07:11:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2017, 06:19:20 PM
I am not Peter Sellers  ::)
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You sure?  It might explain so much
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #169 on: September 20, 2017, 07:19:26 PM »
I have an alleebee  angel1
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #170 on: September 20, 2017, 07:45:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2017, 05:28:51 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 20, 2017, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2017, 04:08:43 PM
It is luvverly and I am thinking of "accidentally" running over one of the local pheasants. rubschin:



How do you gut and hang game birds??? rubschin:




PeterSutciffe.com  :thumbsup:

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #171 on: September 20, 2017, 07:48:07 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #172 on: September 21, 2017, 09:01:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2017, 05:32:59 PM
I see on the local news that there has been a mahoosive explosion a mile upstream of my lock  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-41335633

I have a friend who werks there  scared2: scared2:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #173 on: September 22, 2017, 07:50:44 PM »
Big day tomorrow  cloud9: cloud9:  Have my uniform laid out and everyfink  angel1 angel1
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #174 on: September 22, 2017, 08:36:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 22, 2017, 07:50:44 PM
Big day tomorrow  cloud9: cloud9:  Have my uniform laid out and everyfink  angel1 angel1
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #175 on: September 22, 2017, 08:53:33 PM »
Child  ::)
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #176 on: September 22, 2017, 09:58:16 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2017, 08:36:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 22, 2017, 07:50:44 PM
Big day tomorrow  cloud9: cloud9:  Have my uniform laid out and everyfink  angel1 angel1


Do you really think Nick would look that sensible?  noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #177 on: September 23, 2017, 05:00:19 PM »
A triumph  angel1

Killed nobody and got 2 tips  eeek:  (2 bottles of collapso  :thumbsup:)
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #178 on: September 23, 2017, 07:15:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 23, 2017, 05:00:19 PM
A triumph  angel1

Killed nobody and got 2 tips  eeek:  (2 bottles of collapso  :thumbsup:)

 cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #179 on: September 23, 2017, 08:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 23, 2017, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 23, 2017, 05:00:19 PM
A triumph  angel1

Killed nobody and got 2 tips  eeek:  (2 bottles of collapso  :thumbsup:)

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