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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #285 on: June 16, 2018, 08:15:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2018, 07:59:07 PM
I cocked up my diary  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
It happens

How many boats in the queue when you got there?
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #286 on: June 16, 2018, 08:16:40 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #287 on: June 16, 2018, 08:32:12 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #288 on: June 16, 2018, 08:33:41 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #289 on: June 16, 2018, 11:23:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2018, 07:59:07 PM
I cocked up my diary  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

But, but, but you never cock anything up....  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #290 on: June 17, 2018, 05:12:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2018, 07:59:07 PM
I cocked up my diary  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Get a wumman in!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #291 on: June 17, 2018, 05:31:41 PM »
Had some nutters today, including a "pirate" ship with life size plastic human skeletons wielding swords and an 80 year old in a canoe who said he was on the way to Oxford!!  eeek:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #292 on: June 18, 2018, 09:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 17, 2018, 05:31:41 PM
Had some nutters today, including a "pirate" ship with life size plastic human skeletons wielding swords and an 80 year old in a canoe who said he was on the way to Oxford!!  eeek:

Like minds attract you say...  rubschin:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #293 on: June 23, 2018, 06:30:26 PM »
Newark tomorrow.






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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #294 on: June 23, 2018, 08:22:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 23, 2018, 06:30:26 PM
Newark tomorrow.






May need an early night  redface:

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #295 on: June 24, 2018, 04:21:05 AM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #296 on: June 24, 2018, 06:03:25 PM »
Today's weirdo:


Radio crackles
Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over
Betsy Bell, this is Nether Lock, over

Silence






Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over
Betsy Bell, this is Nether Lock, over



Silence


Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over
Betsy Bell, this is Nether Lock, just enter the lock please over










Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over


Eventually he enters thoe lock and I go out to speak to him. He is staring at me intently

Me: I did reply to your radio calls but you seemed not to hear me
Him: I am completely deaf (he is lipreading)

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I send him on his way
Half an hour later I hear

Cromwell Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle............. facepalm: facepalm:









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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #297 on: June 24, 2018, 06:43:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2018, 06:03:25 PM
Today's weirdo:


Radio crackles
Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over
Betsy Bell, this is Nether Lock, over

Silence






Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over
Betsy Bell, this is Nether Lock, over



Silence


Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over
Betsy Bell, this is Nether Lock, just enter the lock please over










Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over


Eventually he enters thoe lock and I go out to speak to him. He is staring at me intently

Me: I did reply to your radio calls but you seemed not to hear me
Him: I am completely deaf (he is lipreading)

 facepalm:

I send him on his way
Half an hour later I hear

Cromwell Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle............. facepalm: facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #298 on: June 25, 2018, 07:31:50 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2018, 06:43:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2018, 06:03:25 PM
Today's weirdo:


Radio crackles
Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over
Betsy Bell, this is Nether Lock, over

Silence






Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over
Betsy Bell, this is Nether Lock, over



Silence


Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over
Betsy Bell, this is Nether Lock, just enter the lock please over










Nether Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle, over


Eventually he enters thoe lock and I go out to speak to him. He is staring at me intently

Me: I did reply to your radio calls but you seemed not to hear me
Him: I am completely deaf (he is lipreading)

 facepalm:

I send him on his way
Half an hour later I hear

Cromwell Lock, this is narrow boat Betsy Belle............. facepalm: facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #299 on: July 08, 2018, 05:31:17 PM »
Got to my luvly lock this morning and some idiots had broken in the kitchen. The fridge only contains lots of little UHT milk capsule things which they had used to have a fvkng MILK FIGHT. The mess was unbelievable  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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