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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2017, 04:22:32 PM »
Dear unfortunate bride,

If you have found you have married a man who has developed a fetish for wearing a bucket on his head..........................sorry, you are beyond help.  noooo:
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2017, 04:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2017, 04:22:32 PM
Dear unfortunate bride,

If you have found you have married a man who has developed a fetish for wearing a bucket on his head..........................sorry, you are beyond help.  noooo:
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2017, 09:16:24 PM »
Does anyone know how much confetti I'll need to fill 30 bags please...



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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2017, 09:40:51 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 28, 2017, 09:16:24 PM
Does anyone know how much confetti I'll need to fill 30 bags please...



 noooo:

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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2017, 09:49:42 PM »
Nick would go mad ......even 2nd bride asks what vowels do we have to say for the ceremony ......... ;D ;D
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2017, 10:51:36 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 28, 2017, 09:49:42 PM
Nick would go mad ......even 2nd bride asks what vowels do we have to say for the ceremony ......... ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

And make sure they get their syllabubs right

Oh and it takes 30 bags worth
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2017, 06:43:18 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 28, 2017, 09:49:42 PM
Nick would go mad ......even 2nd bride asks what vowels do we have to say for the ceremony ......... ;D ;D

And they'll be breeding within months...  noooo:
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2017, 12:39:53 PM »
An Italian has just joined ............ eeek: eeek:







Is someone keeping a secret .......... rubschin:
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2017, 12:41:57 PM »
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2017, 12:45:01 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2017, 12:39:53 PM
An Italian has just joined ............ eeek: eeek:







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OOOOHHHH it gets better they picked Cyprus because they have friends living there ............... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2017, 12:45:48 PM »
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« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2017, 12:57:03 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2017, 12:45:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2017, 12:39:53 PM
An Italian has just joined ............ eeek: eeek:







Is someone keeping a secret .......... rubschin:


OOOOHHHH it gets better they picked Cyprus because they have friends living there ............... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Can't be Nick then...  whistle:
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2017, 01:01:02 PM »
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2017, 03:43:55 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2017, 12:57:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2017, 12:45:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2017, 12:39:53 PM
An Italian has just joined ............ eeek: eeek:







Is someone keeping a secret .......... rubschin:


OOOOHHHH it gets better they picked Cyprus because they have friends living there ............... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Can't be Nick then...  whistle:

Unless Miss I has been peeking in on here and is trying to find where the smuggers live....  rubschin:
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2017, 06:05:47 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2017, 03:43:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2017, 12:57:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2017, 12:45:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2017, 12:39:53 PM
An Italian has just joined ............ eeek: eeek:







Is someone keeping a secret .......... rubschin:


OOOOHHHH it gets better they picked Cyprus because they have friends living there ............... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Can't be Nick then...  whistle:

Unless Miss I has been peeking in on here and is trying to find where the smuggers live....  rubschin:

One particular very handsome smugger prolly....  eyes:
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