Bet you still end up getting people call you and ask for a taxi at 1.30 in the bloody morning though.
Strange you should say that, but no. I get...
"Jmal, im dat you?" or
"Oi, Dave, where's that f*ckin' paint, then?" or
"Himja, spek ji no tulla Franja, gulii?"
However, the best are the 'inadvertant' re-dials from people you know
where they've sat on the phone or squeezed it in some way.
The best I had went to voice message and there were 2 minutes of this guy walking down the road with the sound of "corduroy on corduroy" (from trousers) accompanied by street vendors and snippets of conversation.