Unusual Conversations

[Barman]

I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...

ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* 
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting...
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... 
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... 
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...?
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*

WTF??? 

[Nick]

Sounds like Groundhog Day 

[Barman]

Sounds like Groundhog Day 

It was just like it - I could have kept him going for hours... 

[Steve]

Sounds like Groundhog Day 

Got to be sad when the only memorable thing that has occurred to 'ES' in Cyprus in the last 13 years is he's met a man with a dripping wet quadcopter and a bucket head

[Darwins Selection]

I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...

ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* 
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting...
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... 
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... 
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...?
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*

WTF??? 

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

[Darwins Selection]

I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...

ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* 
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting...
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... 
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... 
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...?
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*

WTF??? 

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

[Darwins Selection]

I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...

ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* 
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting...
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... 
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... 
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...?
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*

WTF??? 

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

[Darwins Selection]

I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...

ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* 
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting...
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... 
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... 
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...?
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... 
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*

WTF??? 

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

[Barman]

[Steve]

 

[Steve]

[Steve]