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Offline Nick

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My new strimmer
« on: March 26, 2017, 01:40:17 PM »
Bought a new beard trimmer yesterday and it has several exciting attachments  cloud9:

There is one that goes up yer noseholes and clears them out. Job done.

Beard trimmed.  cloud9:

Had to figure out the third attachment............ rubschin:

Have now done a thorough mow in the trouser department  angel1

Miss I is in for a treat  eyes:

And no blood shed  Shocked:
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2017, 01:55:55 PM »
That's a bit too much information Nick   eeek:
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2017, 01:57:34 PM »
I may start other mowing experiments shortly








































Boom boom drumroll:
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2017, 04:01:44 PM »
Top tip:  the cleaner the cut the more likely A&E will be able to re-attach bits
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2017, 04:04:16 PM »
Some of the cornering is tricky  redface:
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2017, 10:46:37 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2017, 09:49:54 AM »
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2017, 09:50:52 AM »
 redface:
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2017, 02:35:36 PM »
Trying out one of the other attachments  eeek:
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2017, 02:38:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:35:36 PM
Trying out one of the other attachments  eeek:

What have you got left unshaved?

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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2017, 02:40:01 PM »
Hardly anything redface:

It's strangely compulsive to be able to mow yerself  redface:
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2017, 02:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2017, 02:38:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:35:36 PM
Trying out one of the other attachments  eeek:

What have you got left unshaved?
What's he got left unsevered?  Or should I now say she?
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2017, 02:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:40:01 PM
Hardly anything redface:

It's strangely compulsive to be able to mow yerself  redface:

For you maybe.  noooo:
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2017, 03:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2017, 02:58:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:40:01 PM
Hardly anything redface:

It's strangely compulsive to be able to mow yerself  redface:

For you maybe.  noooo:
Sometimes being unique is good

but then . . . . .
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Re: My new strimmer
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2017, 03:04:28 PM »
I could try it out on Miss I tomorrow  :thumbsup:
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