The all new Willycam thread

[Steve]

Scarlet Fever 

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[boogs]

  Only Nick ....

[Darwins Selection]

Did I ever mention the time I had to have an injection in my arse while bending over a fence in front of a whole school of Guatamalan children?

Hourly. 

[Steve]

Well my new fact of the week appears to be that both TB and Scarlet Fever are bacterial infections not viruses

I'm sure I never needed to know this but it'll go with the millionteen and twenty other useless facts to bore people with.  Just like now

[Nick]

I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off 

[Steve]

I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off 

Why not offer them counselling for their idiocy?  I'm sure there's a Fuckwits Anonymous meeting you could refer them to

[Grumpmeister]

I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off 

Tell them you are a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and see how they react.... 

[Barman]

I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off 

Those ghastly Tory budget cuts eh...? 

[boogs]

   They are short of money and offering that shite   

[Grumpmeister]

The question is would it cost them more in legal fees to get rid of stuff like that given the number of 'ooman rights, religious and special interest groups that would start legal action if they were scrapped than it would to just keep them going 

[Darwins Selection]

I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off 

Shouldn't you check the menu first?

Gift-horse and all that.....

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Horsepickle appointment with the Head Quack,

[Barman]

Horsepickle appointment with the Head Quack,

Got summat wrong with your head now...? 

[Uncle Mort]