The new all new, new again, Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread

[Nick]

Well, we are leaving tomorrow and staying over in Leatherhead. My mate in Brighton has a daughter who has flown from NYC to see her grandmother but everything depends on a negative PCR Test which she gets the results of on Thursday morning. If test is positive I will be driving back to Nottinngham.

Then my mate and her husband plan to go to Denmark for New Year, but that depends on whether Denmark lets them in.

What can possibly go wrong?

[apc2010]

Well, we are leaving tomorrow and staying over in Leatherhead. My mate in Brighton has a daughter who has flown from NYC to see her grandmother but everything depends on a negative PCR Test which she gets the results of on Thursday morning. If test is positive I will be driving back to Nottinngham.

Then my mate and her husband plan to go to Denmark for New Year, but that depends on whether Denmark lets them in.

What can possibly go wrong?

 

[Grumpmeister]

Well, we are leaving tomorrow and staying over in Leatherhead. My mate in Brighton has a daughter who has flown from NYC to see her grandmother but everything depends on a negative PCR Test which she gets the results of on Thursday morning. If test is positive I will be driving back to Nottinngham.

Then my mate and her husband plan to go to Denmark for New Year, but that depends on whether Denmark lets them in.

What can possibly go wrong?

Please Bastet, find some way to stop my servants from going to this Demark place and having the stand in peasant come back..

 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Dammit, only scored 8. One day I'm going to get him into double figures   

[Nick]

I am in charge of cooking as Nod cannot cook and is not safe around sharp things, ovens, gas, water gadgets and so on

He keeps saying, "Is there ANYTHING I can do to help?"

My chance came. Last time he asked I said, "Yes, Archie has vomited in the hall. Get a mop!"

 

[Just One More]

I am in charge of cooking as Nod cannot cook and is not safe around sharp things, ovens, gas, water gadgets and so on

He keeps saying, "Is there ANYTHING I can do to help?"

My chance came. Last time he asked I said, "Yes, Archie has vomited in the hall. Get a mop!"

 

 

[Steve]

I am in charge of cooking as Nod cannot cook and is not safe around sharp things, ovens, gas, water gadgets and so on

He keeps saying, "Is there ANYTHING I can do to help?"

My chance came. Last time he asked I said, "Yes, Archie has vomited in the hall. Get a mop!"

 

 

[Barman]

I am in charge of cooking as Nod cannot cook and is not safe around sharp things, ovens, gas, water gadgets and so on

He keeps saying, "Is there ANYTHING I can do to help?"

My chance came. Last time he asked I said, "Yes, Archie has vomited in the hall. Get a mop!"

 

 

I can't help but think the mess after was worserer than the mess before... 

[Nick]

Off there again a week today.  Taking Nod and going via Maidstone to meet Suzi for lunch.

Nod and Suzi in the same room   COuld be like matter and anti-matter meeting.

What can possibly go wrong? 

[Barman]

Off there again a week today.  Taking Nod and going via Maidstone to meet Suzi for lunch.

Nod and Suzi in the same room   COuld be like matter and anti-matter meeting.

What can possibly go wrong? 

Suzi... 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Maidstone cancelled, so off to Brighton via Leatherhead tomorrow after yet another hospital visit for Nod 

[Nick]

Nod: By coincidence they gave me the same room I had last time.
Me:Are you sure?
Nod: I think so. It was identical and all the stuff was in the same places
Me: It's a TRAVELODGE, you clot

[Barman]

Nod: By coincidence they gave me the same room I had last time.
Me:Are you sure?
Nod: I think so. It was identical and all the stuff was in the same places
Me: It's a TRAVELODGE, you clot