Author Topic: One for Nick. (Read 1893 times)

GROWLER · « **on:** September 06, 2007, 05:10:59 PM »

Lad asks his dad, "why do women get married in white dresses"?

Dad tells lad, "all kitchen appliances are finished in white son"

Snoopy · « **Reply #1 on:** September 06, 2007, 06:05:29 PM »

Lad asks his dad, "why do women get married in white dresses"?

Dad tells lad, "all kitchen appliances are finished in white son"

Last time I told that joke Wench sent me to the attic ~ still it was on another site so I suppose you're in the clear.

Nick · « **Reply #2 on:** September 06, 2007, 07:28:19 PM »

Attic anyway!

Bar Wench · « **Reply #3 on:** September 07, 2007, 07:57:19 AM »

We no longer have an attic, Barman kindly installed a specialist chamber in the cellar during the refit!

tel · « **Reply #4 on:** September 07, 2007, 08:15:19 AM »

Bar Wench · « **Reply #5 on:** September 07, 2007, 08:22:16 AM »

And so you should be!

GROWLER · « **Reply #6 on:** September 07, 2007, 08:25:52 AM »

Quote from: tel on September 07, 2007, 08:15:19 AM

And so you should be!

Really?

Barman · « **Reply #7 on:** September 07, 2007, 09:26:10 AM »

Quote from: Bar Wench on September 07, 2007, 08:22:16 AM
Quote from: tel on September 07, 2007, 08:15:19 AM

And so you should be!

Really?

tel · « **Reply #8 on:** September 07, 2007, 09:33:21 AM »

Perhaps Wenchy is now moon-lighting as Miss Whiplash - is there a card in the telephone box?

Barman · « **Reply #9 on:** September 07, 2007, 09:42:37 AM »

Perhaps Wenchy is now moon-lighting as Miss Whiplash - is there a card in the telephone box?

There could be ? someone nicked it?

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