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Deep Heat woes
« on: July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM »
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2017, 03:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2017, 03:55:56 PM »
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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

 sad24:

So in other words don't do the things you are warned not to in the instructions...  whistle:
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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2017, 09:37:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

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 ::) ::)   That will teach you not to wash your hands  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2017, 06:09:14 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

 sad24:

So in other words don't do the things you are warned not to in the instructions...  whistle:

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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2017, 06:56:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:09:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

 sad24:

So in other words don't do the things you are warned not to in the instructions...  whistle:

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Ah of course you never read the instructions...................Much this explains, source of your cack handedness found we have...  rubschin:
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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2017, 08:16:35 AM »
Still hurts a lot  sad24: sad24:

Going to the quack later noooo:
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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2017, 09:21:52 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 06:56:46 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:09:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 03:06:09 PM
If suffering from a poorly leg muscle and applying Deep Heat, do not:

1. accidentally get some on yer bollocks
2. rub your eyes
3. rub your nose
4. go for a pee

 sad24:

So in other words don't do the things you are warned not to in the instructions...  whistle:

 evil:

Ah of course you never read the instructions...................Much this explains, source of your cack handedness found we have...  rubschin:

In Nick's defence only wimmin read the instructions

But the theory behind that is us blokes are sensible and wise





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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2017, 11:47:16 AM »
Quack measured my thighs and confirmed that one is bigger than the other  ::)  Which is why I went to him as I already knew that  ::)

Has no clue what is wrong and says to come back if it gets werse like  ::)
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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2017, 12:30:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 11:47:16 AM
Quack measured my thighs and confirmed that one is bigger than the other  ::)  Which is why I went to him as I already knew that  ::)

Has no clue what is wrong and says to come back if it gets werse like  ::)

Like a Fiddler Crab...?  rubschin:
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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2017, 12:31:37 PM »
I think I have pulled a muscle in my sleep  noooo:
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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2017, 12:34:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 12:31:37 PM
I think I have pulled a muscle in my sleep  noooo:

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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2017, 12:35:29 PM »
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Re: Deep Heat woes
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2017, 03:42:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2017, 12:34:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2017, 12:31:37 PM
I think I have pulled a muscle in my sleep  noooo:

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