Nod's Dream

[Nick]

Nod was wondering how the world would be if we walked on all fours. 

I suggested lower doors and ceilings.

Any other views?

I favour the return of prehensile tails. It's a fetish, perhaps, but they could be fun 

[Steve]

Nod was wondering how the world would be if we walked on all fours. 

I suggested lower doors and ceilings.

Any other views?

I favour the return of prehensile tails. It's a fetish, perhaps, but they could be fun 

  we could have an all new Nick's fetishes thread

But to your question:  Back Quacks would go out of business, Tescos would have to let us crawl up their shelves to get that last packet of whatever and the biscuit tin contraception method might never get mentioned again

[Nick]

With tails Tesco could provide climbing frames 

[Barman]

Buy shares in shoe companies! 

[Nick]

And gloves.........

[Barman]

And gloves.........

You wouldn't have hands, you'd have another two feet...

Hence a doubling of the shoe requirement...

Glove manufacturers would go the same way as buggy whip makers...

[Nick]

I am fixated on prehensile tails 

[Barman]

I am fixated on prehensile tails 

Tail combs... that is where you need to put your money... and shoes... 

[Nick]

Tail parlours. I could make pom-poms a fashion.

[Steve]

'Dogging' might need to be renamed

[Nick]

Mt Thread? 

[Grumpmeister]

Tail parlours. I could make pom-poms a fashion.

I'm not sure that there is medication strong enough to make you a fashion icon Nick... 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Mt Thread? 

Ahem

Tail parlours. I could make pom-poms a fashion.

[Miss Demeanour]

Does Nod prefer to walk on his knuckles because he is afraid of heights ?