Nod's Adventures

[Grumpmeister]

Nod goes to the hospital

A mattress spring erupted from his bed at around 1 this morning and went into his bum. After he managed to extricate himself from this springy pest he dialled 999.

Paramedics took him to the hospital where he had 9 stitches in his backside. Now he is grumbling it is painful to sit down 

He has also been out to purchase a new mattress.

he is the all new Zebbedee

 

 

Would that make Nick Florence (Nightingoon)?

Mr Rusty surely, here he is turning the lock handle

I'd already made one ginger joke today so thought I'd leave Mr Rusty for someone else. 

[Steve]

So Miss I is obviously Florence, who else do we have to identify?

[Grumpmeister]

So Miss I is obviously Florence, who else do we have to identify?

Well you could be Brian... 

Not sure about Dougal and I'm not daft enough to start suggesting who could be Ermintrude 

[Steve]

 

[Nick]

Nod reports that his bum is healing up nicely 

After his bed attacked him, Nod decided it had to go and ordered a new one

It was delivered today and the old one removed.

The new one is flatpacked with Allan Keys and those teeny instructions.

He called in tears 

[miss Tchevious]

Nod reports that his bum is healing up nicely 

After his bed attacked him, Nod decided it had to go and ordered a new one

It was delivered today and the old one removed.

The new one is flatpacked with Allan Keys and those teeny instructions.

He called in tears 

Tears on his Pillow......

[Steve]

[Nick]

I think he is sleeping on the sofa for the foreseeable 

[Miss Demeanour]

Does it not come with a mattress then ?

[Nick]

Good point, well made 

Maybe he should just throw the bed away 

[Pastis]

Futon   

[Barman]

Good point, well made 

Maybe he should just throw the bed away 

I'm selling a very safe single bed with a Nod catcher built in.... 

[Nick]

Lunch with Nod involved a discussion of education disasters.

He was, at one time, Deputy Head of a school and received a call from County Hall. A delegation of educators from the USA was on a fact finding tour of the UK to look at educational best practice and his school had been selected for a visit. Rather short notice. Would tomorrow be OK? Nod said that was fine!

















UNFORTUNATELY































He had forgotten that the next day was Red Nose Day. All kids were told to dress up as they wished and wear red noses.  All teachers, including the Head, were dressed as clowns.





















The Americans were "bemused" 

[Steve]

 

[Barman]