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My dad's Morris 1000 was "Rose Taupe", apparently
Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2021, 09:11:51 AMToday, Nod has asked for my help moving a Morris Minor that some friend of his has been storing in Nod's garage for 20 years!! what can possibly go wrong? He also wants help retrieving the same friend's electric lawnmower from Nod's mum's garage.My Uncle Fred used to have a Traveller when I was a kid...
Today, Nod has asked for my help moving a Morris Minor that some friend of his has been storing in Nod's garage for 20 years!! what can possibly go wrong? He also wants help retrieving the same friend's electric lawnmower from Nod's mum's garage.
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2021, 11:27:29 AMQuote from: Nick on February 05, 2021, 09:11:51 AMToday, Nod has asked for my help moving a Morris Minor that some friend of his has been storing in Nod's garage for 20 years!! what can possibly go wrong? He also wants help retrieving the same friend's electric lawnmower from Nod's mum's garage.My Uncle Fred used to have a Traveller when I was a kid... 0 to 60mph in . . . .? Yeah as if it ever got to 60.
I have just had a small accident of an annoying kind. The late lawnmower was transported in my car to the local lawnmower repair shop who declared that they did not fix that sort. I proposed to Mrs Nick that since it is dead I should take it to the dump. She insisted on me proving that it did not work. I know it doesn't work. So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car!
Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2021, 09:11:51 AMToday, Nod has asked for my help moving a Morris Minor that some friend of his has been storing in Nod's garage for 20 years!! what can possibly go wrong? He also wants help retrieving the same friend's electric lawnmower from Nod's mum's garage.Just don't plug the mower in to any Irish power points and you should be ok... Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2007, 11:01:48 AMI have just had a small accident of an annoying kind. The late lawnmower was transported in my car to the local lawnmower repair shop who declared that they did not fix that sort. I proposed to Mrs Nick that since it is dead I should take it to the dump. She insisted on me proving that it did not work. I know it doesn't work. So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car!
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2021, 12:29:32 PMQuote from: Nick on February 05, 2021, 09:11:51 AMToday, Nod has asked for my help moving a Morris Minor that some friend of his has been storing in Nod's garage for 20 years!! what can possibly go wrong? He also wants help retrieving the same friend's electric lawnmower from Nod's mum's garage.Just don't plug the mower in to any Irish power points and you should be ok... Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2007, 11:01:48 AMI have just had a small accident of an annoying kind. The late lawnmower was transported in my car to the local lawnmower repair shop who declared that they did not fix that sort. I proposed to Mrs Nick that since it is dead I should take it to the dump. She insisted on me proving that it did not work. I know it doesn't work. So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car! That poor Owld Sierra....
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2021, 12:34:43 PMQuote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2021, 12:29:32 PMQuote from: Nick on February 05, 2021, 09:11:51 AMToday, Nod has asked for my help moving a Morris Minor that some friend of his has been storing in Nod's garage for 20 years!! what can possibly go wrong? He also wants help retrieving the same friend's electric lawnmower from Nod's mum's garage.Just don't plug the mower in to any Irish power points and you should be ok... Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2007, 11:01:48 AMI have just had a small accident of an annoying kind. The late lawnmower was transported in my car to the local lawnmower repair shop who declared that they did not fix that sort. I proposed to Mrs Nick that since it is dead I should take it to the dump. She insisted on me proving that it did not work. I know it doesn't work. So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car! That poor Owld Sierra....
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Quote from: Steve on February 05, 2021, 01:45:55 PMQuote from: Barman on February 05, 2021, 12:34:43 PMQuote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2021, 12:29:32 PMQuote from: Nick on February 05, 2021, 09:11:51 AMToday, Nod has asked for my help moving a Morris Minor that some friend of his has been storing in Nod's garage for 20 years!! what can possibly go wrong? He also wants help retrieving the same friend's electric lawnmower from Nod's mum's garage.Just don't plug the mower in to any Irish power points and you should be ok... Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2007, 11:01:48 AMI have just had a small accident of an annoying kind. The late lawnmower was transported in my car to the local lawnmower repair shop who declared that they did not fix that sort. I proposed to Mrs Nick that since it is dead I should take it to the dump. She insisted on me proving that it did not work. I know it doesn't work. So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car! That poor Owld Sierra....
Judging by the surreal altercation I witnessed earlier about a blocked drain, I think Nod has become unhinged
