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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2018, 04:07:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2018, 02:59:05 PM
He says he will buy me "lunch"  :thumbsup: NickSick

£125 per hour then!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2018, 04:30:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2018, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2018, 02:59:05 PM
He says he will buy me "lunch"  :thumbsup: NickSick

£125 per hour then!  eveilgrin:
You could get your new watch to show a continually updated bill
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2018, 04:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 23, 2018, 04:30:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2018, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2018, 02:59:05 PM
He says he will buy me "lunch"  :thumbsup: NickSick

£125 per hour then!  eveilgrin:
You could get your new watch to show a continually updated bill

Bill monitoring = £50 per hour or part thereof...  whistle:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2018, 05:26:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2018, 04:49:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 23, 2018, 04:30:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2018, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2018, 02:59:05 PM
He says he will buy me "lunch"  :thumbsup: NickSick

£125 per hour then!  eveilgrin:
You could get your new watch to show a continually updated bill

Bill monitoring = £50 per hour or part thereof...  whistle:
:thumbsup:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2018, 11:13:42 AM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2018, 12:42:47 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 06, 2018, 11:13:42 AM
Does Nod have an alibi?



He does but he's forgotten what it is.
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2018, 12:51:40 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2018, 01:50:46 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2018, 02:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 06, 2018, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 06, 2018, 11:13:42 AM
Does Nod have an alibi?



He does but he's forgotten what it is.

I'm guessing he defaults to, "Nick made me do it!".  whistle:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2018, 02:45:59 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2018, 04:20:53 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2019, 04:56:21 AM »
I anounce to Nod that I am taking a trip oop North to pay a visit to The Boy and also a side trip to Scallypool. Nod says he fancies a visit to N Wales, so we agree on a road trip with an overnight stay.

I find some very nice super cheap student accommodation by the canal in the middle of Chester. En suite rooms and use of kitchen for £30 a night  :thumbsup: with car parking.

We check in and are given adjacent rooms. Nod taps on my door:

How do I turn the bathroom light on?
Me: It is automatic, you just open the door.
Nod: Ooh, yes. Thanks.

We are going out

Nod: How do I turn the bathroom light off?
Me: You shut the door.
Nod: Doesn't work

I go round. The bathroom door is shut.

Me: Fine, let's go.
Nod: But the light is still on!
Me: No it's not
Nod: Look! (Opens bathroom door). The light is on!
Me: Have you got a fucking fridge  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2019, 05:02:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2019, 04:56:21 AM
I anounce to Nod that I am taking a trip oop North to pay a visit to The Boy and also a side trip to Scallypool. Nod says he fancies a visit to N Wales, so we agree on a road trip with an overnight stay.

I find some very nice super cheap student accommodation by the canal in the middle of Chester. En suite rooms and use of kitchen for £30 a night  :thumbsup: with car parking.

We check in and are given adjacent rooms. Nod taps on my door:

How do I turn the bathroom light on?
Me: It is automatic, you just open the door.
Nod: Ooh, yes. Thanks.

We are going out

Nod: How do I turn the bathroom light off?
Me: You shut the door.
Nod: Doesn't work

I go round. The bathroom door is shut.

Me: Fine, let's go.
Nod: But the light is still on!
Me: No it's not
Nod: Look! (Opens bathroom door). The light is on!
Me: Have you got a fucking fridge  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2019, 08:27:26 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2019, 05:02:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2019, 04:56:21 AM
I anounce to Nod that I am taking a trip oop North to pay a visit to The Boy and also a side trip to Scallypool. Nod says he fancies a visit to N Wales, so we agree on a road trip with an overnight stay.

I find some very nice super cheap student accommodation by the canal in the middle of Chester. En suite rooms and use of kitchen for £30 a night  :thumbsup: with car parking.

We check in and are given adjacent rooms. Nod taps on my door:

How do I turn the bathroom light on?
Me: It is automatic, you just open the door.
Nod: Ooh, yes. Thanks.

We are going out

Nod: How do I turn the bathroom light off?
Me: You shut the door.
Nod: Doesn't work

I go round. The bathroom door is shut.

Me: Fine, let's go.
Nod: But the light is still on!
Me: No it's not
Nod: Look! (Opens bathroom door). The light is on!
Me: Have you got a fucking fridge  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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