Nod has called on me for some advice and I have given the most excellent advice there is

On Monday, his cleaner is taking him to help her with her wedding dress fitting.

Dress costs £15000

(she was a big winner on the Lottery)
Nod asks me what he should do or say
I advise:
1. Tell her it looks wonderful and really suits her

2. Insist on looking at the back of the dress (which she cannot see in a mirror) and suggest to her/the dressmaker that the bit across her shoulders is too tight/too loose (it has to be on or the other)
Job done

Nod made notes
I am a genius
