Nod's Adventures

[Steve]

In a startling development, Nod tells me that he has been contacted by Woman's Hour who may want to interview him on air tomorrow morning!

 

[apc2010]

In a startling development, Nod tells me that he has been contacted by Woman's Hour who may want to interview him on air tomorrow morning!

 

 

[Nick]

He has a grudge against the Pope

[apc2010]

He has a grudge against the Pope

So did Mehmet Ali Ağca...........

[Barman]

He has a grudge against the Pope

So did Mehmet Ali Ağca...........

 

[Steve]

He has a grudge against the Pope

[Nick]

Looks like Woman's Hour thought better of it 

[Barman]

Looks like Woman's Hour thought better of it 

Well, it is only an hour to be fair... 

[apc2010]

Looks like Woman's Hour thought better of it 

Well, it is only an hour to be fair... 

Thought it was blokes that extragrated.........

[Nick]

I sometimes wonder how Nod made it beyond childhood!!

He came round yesterday and managed to get lost inside my one bedroom flat. He had entered a cupboard from which I heard him wailing 

He had arrived by taxi. He called from the car park and asked for directions. "Turn left out of the car park and follow the path past the greenhouse and then you will see me."  When it came time for him to leave via taxi I said to go past the greenhouse and turn right into the car park. "But I had to turn LEFT on the way in!", he wailed 

He is off to meet his cousin in Shrewsbury next week (changing trains at New Street). What can possibly go wrong?

[Barman]

I sometimes wonder how Nod made it beyond childhood!!

He came round yesterday and managed to get lost inside my one bedroom flat. He had entered a cupboard from which I heard him wailing 

He had arrived by taxi. He called from the car park and asked for directions. "Turn left out of the car park and follow the path past the greenhouse and then you will see me."  When it came time for him to leave via taxi I said to go past the greenhouse and turn right into the car park. "But I had to turn LEFT on the way in!", he wailed 

He is off to meet his cousin in Shrewsbury next week (changing trains at New Street). What can possibly go wrong?

   

[Grumpmeister]

I sometimes wonder how Nod made it beyond childhood!!

He came round yesterday and managed to get lost inside my one bedroom flat. He had entered a cupboard from which I heard him wailing 

He had arrived by taxi. He called from the car park and asked for directions. "Turn left out of the car park and follow the path past the greenhouse and then you will see me."  When it came time for him to leave via taxi I said to go past the greenhouse and turn right into the car park. "But I had to turn LEFT on the way in!", he wailed 

He is off to meet his cousin in Shrewsbury next week (changing trains at New Street). What can possibly go wrong?

   

They do say like minds attract.. 

[Steve]

I sometimes wonder how Nod made it beyond childhood!!

He came round yesterday and managed to get lost inside my one bedroom flat. He had entered a cupboard from which I heard him wailing 

He had arrived by taxi. He called from the car park and asked for directions. "Turn left out of the car park and follow the path past the greenhouse and then you will see me."  When it came time for him to leave via taxi I said to go past the greenhouse and turn right into the car park. "But I had to turn LEFT on the way in!", he wailed 

He is off to meet his cousin in Shrewsbury next week (changing trains at New Street). What can possibly go wrong?

   

[Just One More]

I sometimes wonder how Nod made it beyond childhood!!

He came round yesterday and managed to get lost inside my one bedroom flat. He had entered a cupboard from which I heard him wailing 

He had arrived by taxi. He called from the car park and asked for directions. "Turn left out of the car park and follow the path past the greenhouse and then you will see me."  When it came time for him to leave via taxi I said to go past the greenhouse and turn right into the car park. "But I had to turn LEFT on the way in!", he wailed 

He is off to meet his cousin in Shrewsbury next week (changing trains at New Street). What can possibly go wrong?

   

 

[Nick]

SO Nod has been taken in hand by Macmillan Nurses who offer all manner of support to cancer patients

Hismain person is Rose who came round to assess his needs 

She noticed his phone and laptop and mentioned them, asking about his IT skills 

Nod confessed that he was hopelessly incompetent in this field

Rose noted this and yesterday a Macmillan volunteer turned up to see Nod. He assumed she was there to help with shopping and cooking and welcomed her. She was interesting, Hong Kong Chinese doing a doctorate in IT at the university. NOd spent about an hour feeding her tea and biscuits and talking about HK and his shopping lists and showing her his kitchen cupbards

Finally she revealed she was his new regular IT tutor!!!

He said he had no need of this at which point she burst into tears, fled the house and called Rose in great distress

Nod has asked ME to call Rose to straighten out this misunderstanding! I told him to do it himself