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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #510 on: June 15, 2023, 01:54:57 PM »
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A joint adventure  :thumbsup:

In a discussion some months ago, Nod suggested he should introduce me to the joys of cricket.  ::)

As a  club member he has two tickets to see the Laydees' Ashes at Trent Bridge next week. I can hardly wait ::)

In retaliation exchange I am taking him to the ballet angel1 eveilgrin:
The clue to enjoying attending such cricket is go prepared to drink a lot and do so.

He is paying for a taxi and "lunch"  rubschin: rubschin:

So the pair of you are going to be inebriated and watching the cricket..... what's the worst that could happen?  whistle:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #511 on: June 15, 2023, 02:06:14 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2023, 01:54:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2023, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 15, 2023, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2023, 12:02:43 PM
A joint adventure  :thumbsup:

In a discussion some months ago, Nod suggested he should introduce me to the joys of cricket.  ::)

As a  club member he has two tickets to see the Laydees' Ashes at Trent Bridge next week. I can hardly wait ::)

In retaliation exchange I am taking him to the ballet angel1 eveilgrin:
The clue to enjoying attending such cricket is go prepared to drink a lot and do so.

He is paying for a taxi and "lunch"  rubschin: rubschin:

So the pair of you are going to be inebriated and watching the cricket..... what's the worst that could happen?  whistle:

Laydee cricket :thumbsup:  DO they wear shorts? Oh...............
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #512 on: June 15, 2023, 03:02:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2023, 02:06:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2023, 01:54:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2023, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 15, 2023, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2023, 12:02:43 PM
A joint adventure  :thumbsup:

In a discussion some months ago, Nod suggested he should introduce me to the joys of cricket.  ::)

As a  club member he has two tickets to see the Laydees' Ashes at Trent Bridge next week. I can hardly wait ::)

In retaliation exchange I am taking him to the ballet angel1 eveilgrin:
The clue to enjoying attending such cricket is go prepared to drink a lot and do so.

He is paying for a taxi and "lunch"  rubschin: rubschin:

So the pair of you are going to be inebriated and watching the cricket..... what's the worst that could happen?  whistle:

Laydee cricket :thumbsup:  DO they wear shorts? Oh...............

All of a sudden I get the feeling there are going to be a number of red balls walloped by a cricked bat..  whistle:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #513 on: June 15, 2023, 03:10:34 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2023, 03:02:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2023, 02:06:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2023, 01:54:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2023, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 15, 2023, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2023, 12:02:43 PM
A joint adventure  :thumbsup:

In a discussion some months ago, Nod suggested he should introduce me to the joys of cricket.  ::)

As a  club member he has two tickets to see the Laydees' Ashes at Trent Bridge next week. I can hardly wait ::)

In retaliation exchange I am taking him to the ballet angel1 eveilgrin:
The clue to enjoying attending such cricket is go prepared to drink a lot and do so.

He is paying for a taxi and "lunch"  rubschin: rubschin:

So the pair of you are going to be inebriated and watching the cricket..... what's the worst that could happen?  whistle:

Laydee cricket :thumbsup:  DO they wear shorts? Oh...............

All of a sudden I get the feeling there are going to be a number of red balls walloped by a cricked bat..  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #514 on: June 15, 2023, 03:14:04 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #515 on: June 19, 2023, 07:35:41 AM »
So Nod takes Nick to see the cricket and Darth Vader gets booted out of Edgebaston. Just a coincidence I'm sure..  whistle:



Wonder if he was being a pitch in-vader  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12208295/Moment-Darth-Vader-hauled-Ashes-test-match-bemused-fans.html
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #516 on: June 19, 2023, 07:51:53 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2023, 07:35:41 AM
So Nod takes Nick to see the cricket and Darth Vader gets booted out of Edgebaston. Just a coincidence I'm sure..  whistle:



Wonder if he was being a pitch in-vader  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12208295/Moment-Darth-Vader-hauled-Ashes-test-match-bemused-fans.html

 drumroll:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #517 on: June 19, 2023, 09:29:38 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 19, 2023, 07:51:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2023, 07:35:41 AM
So Nod takes Nick to see the cricket and Darth Vader gets booted out of Edgebaston. Just a coincidence I'm sure..  whistle:



Wonder if he was being a pitch in-vader  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12208295/Moment-Darth-Vader-hauled-Ashes-test-match-bemused-fans.html

 drumroll:

I would have used the Umpire Strikes Back but I was beaten to it  lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #518 on: June 27, 2023, 01:01:02 PM »
SO the last place you want to get diarrhoea is when you are stuck in a lift. noooo:

In a library noooo: noooo:

With another person in the lift  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #519 on: June 27, 2023, 01:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2023, 01:01:02 PM
SO the last place you want to get diarrhoea is when you are stuck in a lift. noooo:

In a library noooo: noooo:

With another person in the lift  noooo: noooo: noooo:

OMG!  confused:


How about Nod tho...?  rubschin:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #520 on: June 27, 2023, 01:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2023, 01:01:02 PM
SO the last place you want to get diarrhoea is when you are stuck in a lift. noooo:

In a library noooo: noooo:

With another person in the lift  noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #521 on: June 27, 2023, 01:35:48 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #522 on: June 27, 2023, 01:45:57 PM »
Then there was the problem of the taxi home...
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #523 on: June 27, 2023, 01:48:59 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #524 on: November 07, 2023, 02:51:37 PM »
Oh dear

Nod’s cleaner has been having a tough time with her useless partner. Today she turned up unbidden and announced they had had a huge row and had decided to attack Nod’s oven with gloves, caustic soda and so on as a sort of therapy. She then had a heart attack!!

999, ambulance, Nod in meltdown
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