Nod's Adventures

[Barman]

Oh dear

Nod’s cleaner has been having a tough time with her useless partner. Today she turned up unbidden and announced they had had a huge row and had decided to attack Nod’s oven with gloves, caustic soda and so on as a sort of therapy. She then had a heart attack!!

999, ambulance, Nod in meltdown

 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Nick]

Nod asks if I like mushrooms. I do. He is wary of them.

Apparently his neighbour gave him a packet of “dried mushrooms “ for Christmas.

He brings them for me….






 

[Steve]

[Steve]

Nod asks if I like mushrooms. I do. He is wary of them.

Apparently his neighbour gave him a packet of “dried mushrooms “ for Christmas.

He brings them for me….






 

   Those 'mushrooms' look magic

[Barman]

Nod asks if I like mushrooms. I do. He is wary of them.

Apparently his neighbour gave him a packet of “dried mushrooms “ for Christmas.

He brings them for me….






 

 

[Nick]

Nod requests a visit to help resolve a problem.

I go round. A friend gave him a small freezer when he came out of hospital. He shows it to me and opens the door.

“There is a lot of ice inside it.”

“It’s a freezer.”

“Can you defrost it?”

“Not yet.”

“How can I defrost it?”

“Switch it off and open the door.”

“How do you know these things?”

 

[Steve]

Nod requests a visit to help resolve a problem.

I go round. A friend gave him a small freezer when he came out of hospital. He shows it to me and opens the door.

“There is a lot of ice inside it.”

“It’s a freezer.”

“Can you defrost it?”

“Not yet.”

“How can I defrost it?”

“Switch it off and open the door.”

“How do you know these things?”

 

[Grumpmeister]

Nod requests a visit to help resolve a problem.

I go round. A friend gave him a small freezer when he came out of hospital. He shows it to me and opens the door.

“There is a lot of ice inside it.”

“It’s a freezer.”

“Can you defrost it?”

“Not yet.”

“How can I defrost it?”

“Switch it off and open the door.”

“How do you know these things?”

 

I know I've said this ebfore but I firmly believe that Nod is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Nod requests a visit to help resolve a problem.

I go round. A friend gave him a small freezer when he came out of hospital. He shows it to me and opens the door.

“There is a lot of ice inside it.”

“It’s a freezer.”

“Can you defrost it?”

“Not yet.”

“How can I defrost it?”

“Switch it off and open the door.”

“How do you know these things?”

 

 

[Nick]

For a long time Nod has complained about his trouser and coat pockets wearing out. He also struggles to get into his house.

Yesterday he asked if I could remove his front and back door keys from his keyring and then dispose of the rest.

It turns out that he has kept EVERY KEY he has ever had - university, flats, houses, schools, parents houses, everything 

No wonder his pockets wore out!

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

For a long time Nod has complained about his trouser and coat pockets wearing out. He also struggles to get into his house.

Yesterday he asked if I could remove his front and back door keys from his keyring and then dispose of the rest.

It turns out that he has kept EVERY KEY he has ever had - university, flats, houses, schools, parents houses, everything 

No wonder his pockets wore out!

Awwww... Did he want to be a prison officer when he was a boy...? 

[Grumpmeister]

He could get a few of these 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Spigen-Holder-Keyring-Locking-Keyrings/dp/B0B4TBJ2PY/ref=pd_day0fbt_d_sccl_1/261-8283076-4923145?pd_rd_w=r6WPV&content-id=amzn1.sym.aa5f0976-1480-46a8-ac3e-86a6a439835e&pf_rd_p=aa5f0976-1480-46a8-ac3e-86a6a439835e&pf_rd_r=26CJJDVMYGGHNSYVE2HB&pd_rd_wg=9Lcw2&pd_rd_r=be7333c9-65f4-4b0b-95a7-c29ab70b31be&pd_rd_i=B0B4TBJ2PY&psc=1