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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2017, 03:22:07 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2017, 03:36:24 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2017, 03:20:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2017, 11:32:29 AM
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....

I think it's safe to say that Nick and Nod are mad for each other..  lol:

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« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2017, 03:37:11 PM »
Both come and visit you in Cyprus, you say...... rubschin:
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2017, 03:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2017, 03:37:11 PM
Both come and visit you in Cyprus, you say...... rubschin:

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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2017, 03:42:20 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2017, 03:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2017, 11:32:29 AM
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....
You couldn't make it up  lol:  lol: lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2017, 07:57:03 PM »
Quote from: boogs on November 11, 2017, 03:20:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2017, 11:32:29 AM
At one tiime in his career, Nod was put in charge of new student teachers.

One, a Miss Bosomworth !, was having some problems and Nod agreed to sit in and observe her lesson. It was History, and was to be about Tudor pastimes (to 14 year old boys). He had agreed that if he felt things were not going well he would get up and open a window and this would be her cue to change tack.

When she arrived at the topic of cock-fighting  facepalm:things began to go badly awry and so Nod opened the window.

Unfortunately, this action disturbed the residents of a nearby wasps' nest  facepalm: facepalm:

A large area of the school had to be evacuated after a panic stricken Miss Bosomworth set off the fire alarm.....
You couldn't make it up  lol:  lol: lol:
The child in me nearly destroyed the keyboard at 'Miss Bosomworth'.  Turns out it's not an uncommon name  lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2018, 07:32:13 AM »
Nod told me the other day that years ago he had borrowed his dad's car for a trip to Wales. On the way home he got a flat tyre. Being Nod, he had no clue how to change the wheel and he just got out of the car and stared at the damage helplessly.

Fortunately, a kindly man stopped and changed the wheel for him.  As Nod drove off later, he glanced in the rear view mirror and saw the man waving to him. He gave a cheery wave back and drove on.

When he got home he discovered the man's jacket, wallet, car keys and house keys in the boot of the car.
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2018, 07:55:39 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 14, 2018, 07:32:13 AM
Nod told me the other day that years ago he had borrowed his dad's car for a trip to Wales. On the way home he got a flat tyre. Being Nod, he had no clue how to change the wheel and he just got out of the car and stared at the damage helplessly.

Fortunately, a kindly man stopped and changed the wheel for him.  As Nod drove off later, he glanced in the rear view mirror and saw the man waving to him. He gave a cheery wave back and drove on.

When he got home he discovered the man's jacket, wallet, car keys and house keys in the boot of the car.

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2018, 02:15:02 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 14, 2018, 07:55:39 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 14, 2018, 07:32:13 AM
Nod told me the other day that years ago he had borrowed his dad's car for a trip to Wales. On the way home he got a flat tyre. Being Nod, he had no clue how to change the wheel and he just got out of the car and stared at the damage helplessly.

Fortunately, a kindly man stopped and changed the wheel for him.  As Nod drove off later, he glanced in the rear view mirror and saw the man waving to him. He gave a cheery wave back and drove on.

When he got home he discovered the man's jacket, wallet, car keys and house keys in the boot of the car.

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« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2018, 02:02:44 PM »
Nod needs a new computer.  noooo:  Naturally he needs help to choose one, buy one and get it set up.  ::)

Guess what mug he asked  cry:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2018, 02:16:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2018, 02:02:44 PM
Nod needs a new computer.  noooo:  Naturally he needs help to choose one, buy one and get it set up.  ::)

Guess what mug he asked  cry:
Just get him an etch-a-sketch instead
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« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2018, 02:18:23 PM »
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He would really like that, and that is the truth!!
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« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2018, 02:56:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2018, 02:02:44 PM
Nod needs a new computer.  noooo:  Naturally he needs help to choose one, buy one and get it set up.  ::)

Guess what mug he asked  cry:

£50 per hour or part thereof...?  whistle:
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« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2018, 02:59:05 PM »
He says he will buy me "lunch"  :thumbsup: NickSick
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