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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #75 on: February 25, 2020, 09:21:43 AM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #76 on: February 25, 2020, 09:32:30 AM »
What? Knowing how scared Nod can be I thought having these things would help calm him down.  angel1
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #77 on: February 25, 2020, 09:57:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2020, 07:13:09 PM
Oh, he is fretting about coronavirus  noooo:

If you recall, I went to France with Pasties once after Nod pulled out for fear of being beheaded by Jihadis in a Calais supermarket  noooo:
You always wonder when you hear those "équipe de déversement à l'allée quinze" messages over the tannoy in Carrrefour
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #78 on: February 25, 2020, 09:59:13 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2020, 09:32:30 AM
What? Knowing how scared Nod can be I thought having these things would help calm him down.  angel1
I thought ou were saying wear those to avoid catching Nod-itis
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #79 on: February 25, 2020, 02:25:33 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2020, 09:59:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2020, 09:32:30 AM
What? Knowing how scared Nod can be I thought having these things would help calm him down.  angel1
I thought ou were saying wear those to avoid catching Nod-itis

Unfortunately due to the effects of long term Nick-o-ray exposure Nod-itis has mutated and is now inescapable...  scared2:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #80 on: February 25, 2020, 02:32:42 PM »
Nod is mainly troubled by a marmalade glut and his cleaner's terrifying Staffie terrier at the moment  noooo:
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« Reply #81 on: February 26, 2020, 02:53:51 PM »
Nod's cleaner is an interesting case. She won millions on the lottery and gave up work, but got bored and does cleaning to "get her out of the house".  She arrives with her mops and stuff in a very posh Merc.

She is getting married next year. Inexplicably, she has asked Nod to go with her to help choose a wedding dress!  eeek: eeek:

What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #82 on: February 26, 2020, 07:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2020, 02:53:51 PM
Nod's cleaner is an interesting case. She won millions on the lottery and gave up work, but got bored and does cleaning to "get her out of the house".  She arrives with her mops and stuff in a very posh Merc.

She is getting married next year. Inexplicably, she has asked Nod to go with her to help choose a wedding dress!  eeek: eeek:

What can possibly go wrong?

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #83 on: February 26, 2020, 07:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2020, 02:53:51 PM
Nod's cleaner is an interesting case. She won millions on the lottery and gave up work, but got bored and does cleaning to "get her out of the house".  She arrives with her mops and stuff in a very posh Merc.

She is getting married next year. Inexplicably, she has asked Nod to go with her to help choose a wedding dress!  eeek: eeek:

What can possibly go wrong?

Nod ends up as an bridesmaid...  rubschin:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #84 on: February 26, 2020, 07:19:54 PM »
The wedding is in Falmouth  whistle:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #85 on: February 26, 2020, 07:22:47 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #86 on: February 27, 2020, 08:23:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2020, 07:19:54 PM
The wedding is in Falmouth  whistle:

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When? I may be working at a site out of the county...  rubschin:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #87 on: March 03, 2020, 01:49:40 AM »
I've found someone who should be capable of keeping you and Nod out of trouble next time you go on holiday...

If he can survive all that then he at least has a chance of making it through the trip unscathed...  rubschin:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/luckiest-man-alive-survived-stabbing-21584949

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #88 on: March 03, 2020, 06:28:10 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 01:49:40 AM
I've found someone who should be capable of keeping you and Nod out of trouble next time you go on holiday...

If he can survive all that then he at least has a chance of making it through the trip unscathed...  rubschin:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/luckiest-man-alive-survived-stabbing-21584949

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #89 on: March 03, 2020, 11:50:59 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 01:49:40 AM
I've found someone who should be capable of keeping you and Nod out of trouble next time you go on holiday...

If he can survive all that then he at least has a chance of making it through the trip unscathed...  rubschin:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/luckiest-man-alive-survived-stabbing-21584949

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