Nod's Adventures

[Nick]

Nod's masks have been delivered. They come with extensive operating instructions. In Chinese. 

Google translate is a wonderful thing, just point the phone at them



and you'll likely see they're not instructions but all the certifications.  That's what they were on mine.  And how many have I actually worn?  Zero

You suggest Nod uses technology!!!

[apc2010]

Nod's masks have been delivered. They come with extensive operating instructions. In Chinese. 

Google translate is a wonderful thing, just point the phone at them



and you'll likely see they're not instructions but all the certifications.  That's what they were on mine.  And how many have I actually worn?  Zero

You suggest Nod uses technology!!!

Put a mask on phone ...they are from China ......

[Steve]

Nod's masks have been delivered. They come with extensive operating instructions. In Chinese. 

Google translate is a wonderful thing, just point the phone at them



and you'll likely see they're not instructions but all the certifications.  That's what they were on mine.  And how many have I actually worn?  Zero

You suggest Nod uses technology!!!

Ah yes, every plan has it flaws
 
Just tell him it says they contain Mono Sodium Glutomate, Toads Eyes and Bird's Nest Soup powder

[Nick]

Nod phones. There is a torrential rainstorm.

He has locked himself out of his house.

[Steve]

Nod phones. There is a torrential rainstorm.

He has locked himself out of his house.

he's so wet isn't he

[Grumpmeister]

Nod phones. There is a torrential rainstorm.

He has locked himself out of his house.

You know it would probably save a lot of hassle if the pair of you just moved in together. What's the worst that could happen...? 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

You could make money selling your adventures for a TV show, The Very Odd Couple 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

The could call it the WTF Factor... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Nod phones. There is a torrential rainstorm.

He has locked himself out of his house.

he's so wet isn't he

 

[Nick]

Nod is clearing out drawers. He found a large number of old cigarette lighters and chucked them into a carrier bag for later disposal. He hung the carrier bag on the inside of his front door to remind him to take it to the bin.

A little later he added the contents of an ash tray to the bag.












UNFORTUNATELY
















An unextinguished fag end started a small blaze which cause the lighters to explode and set his front door on fire 

[apc2010]

Nod is clearing out drawers. He found a large number of old cigarette lighters and chucked them into a carrier bag for later disposal. He hung the carrier bag on the inside of his front door to remind him to take it to the bin.

A little later he added the contents of an ash tray to the bag.












UNFORTUNATELY
















An unextinguished fag end started a small blaze which cause the lighters to explode and set his front door on fire 

   bright spark ..

[Steve]

Nod is clearing out drawers. He found a large number of old cigarette lighters and chucked them into a carrier bag for later disposal. He hung the carrier bag on the inside of his front door to remind him to take it to the bin.

A little later he added the contents of an ash tray to the bag.












UNFORTUNATELY
















An unextinguished fag end started a small blaze which cause the lighters to explode and set his front door on fire 

   bright spark ..

I shouldn't but

It's like not safe with scissors on turbo mode