Nod's Adventures

[Grumpmeister]

Nod is clearing out drawers. He found a large number of old cigarette lighters and chucked them into a carrier bag for later disposal. He hung the carrier bag on the inside of his front door to remind him to take it to the bin.

A little later he added the contents of an ash tray to the bag.












UNFORTUNATELY
















An unextinguished fag end started a small blaze which cause the lighters to explode and set his front door on fire 

And you still deny that you are perfect for each other... 

[Nick]

If you are mildly unhappy with your GP because he is fanatically teetotal and advises you about your alcohol intake DO NOT call said GP when you are pissed, tell him you are a retired journalist and threaten to trash him in the local press and also take him to the GMC.  Also, do not tell him you were at school with Harold Shipman (which you were  ) and compare your GP to him.

Don't be a twat. Don't be like Nod 

[Barman]

If you are mildly unhappy with your GP because he is fanatically teetotal and advises you about your alcohol intake DO NOT call said GP when you are pissed, tell him you are a retired journalist and threaten to trash him in the local press and also take him to the GMC.  Also, do not tell him you were at school with Harold Shipman (which you were  ) and compare your GP to him.

Don't be a twat. Don't be like Nod 

 

[Steve]

If you are mildly unhappy with your GP because he is fanatically teetotal and advises you about your alcohol intake DO NOT call said GP when you are pissed, tell him you are a retired journalist and threaten to trash him in the local press and also take him to the GMC.  Also, do not tell him you were at school with Harold Shipman (which you were  ) and compare your GP to him.

Don't be a twat. Don't be like Nod 

 

[Grumpmeister]

If you are mildly unhappy with your GP because he is fanatically teetotal and advises you about your alcohol intake DO NOT call said GP when you are pissed, tell him you are a retired journalist and threaten to trash him in the local press and also take him to the GMC.  Also, do not tell him you were at school with Harold Shipman (which you were  ) and compare your GP to him.

Don't be a twat. Don't be like Nod 

 

 

You could always make him feel a little better by telling him about some of your drunken misadventures.. 

[Nick]

Nod goes to the hospital

A mattress spring erupted from his bed at around 1 this morning and went into his bum. After he managed to extricate himself from this springy pest he dialled 999.

Paramedics took him to the hospital where he had 9 stitches in his backside. Now he is grumbling it is painful to sit down 

He has also been out to purchase a new mattress.

[Steve]

Nod goes to the hospital

A mattress spring erupted from his bed at around 1 this morning and went into his bum. After he managed to extricate himself from this springy pest he dialled 999.

Paramedics took him to the hospital where he had 9 stitches in his backside. Now he is grumbling it is painful to sit down 

He has also been out to purchase a new mattress.

he is the all new Zebbedee

[Barman]

Nod goes to the hospital

A mattress spring erupted from his bed at around 1 this morning and went into his bum. After he managed to extricate himself from this springy pest he dialled 999.

Paramedics took him to the hospital where he had 9 stitches in his backside. Now he is grumbling it is painful to sit down 

He has also been out to purchase a new mattress.

he is the all new Zebbedee

 

[Grumpmeister]

Nod goes to the hospital

A mattress spring erupted from his bed at around 1 this morning and went into his bum. After he managed to extricate himself from this springy pest he dialled 999.

Paramedics took him to the hospital where he had 9 stitches in his backside. Now he is grumbling it is painful to sit down 

He has also been out to purchase a new mattress.

he is the all new Zebbedee

 

 

Would that make Nick Florence (Nightingoon)?

[Steve]

Nod goes to the hospital

A mattress spring erupted from his bed at around 1 this morning and went into his bum. After he managed to extricate himself from this springy pest he dialled 999.

Paramedics took him to the hospital where he had 9 stitches in his backside. Now he is grumbling it is painful to sit down 

He has also been out to purchase a new mattress.

he is the all new Zebbedee

 

 

Would that make Nick Florence (Nightingoon)?

Mr Rusty surely, here he is turning the lock handle

[Nick]

 

My locks are hydraulic, like

[Steve]

My locks are hydraulic, like

Maybe Mr Rusty has gone all modernised too.  He probably has an iRoundabout now

[Just One More]

Nod goes to the hospital

A mattress spring erupted from his bed at around 1 this morning and went into his bum. After he managed to extricate himself from this springy pest he dialled 999.

Paramedics took him to the hospital where he had 9 stitches in his backside. Now he is grumbling it is painful to sit down 

He has also been out to purchase a new mattress.

he is the all new Zebbedee

 

 

[Barman]

Nod goes to the hospital

A mattress spring erupted from his bed at around 1 this morning and went into his bum. After he managed to extricate himself from this springy pest he dialled 999.

Paramedics took him to the hospital where he had 9 stitches in his backside. Now he is grumbling it is painful to sit down 

He has also been out to purchase a new mattress.

he is the all new Zebbedee

 

 

Would that make Nick Florence (Nightingoon)?

Mr Rusty surely, here he is turning the lock handle

[Nick]