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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #210 on: December 18, 2020, 09:53:43 AM »
When are you going to move in together ?  whistle:
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« Reply #211 on: December 18, 2020, 10:46:31 AM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #212 on: December 18, 2020, 10:48:57 AM »
When are you going to move in together ?  whistle:

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« Reply #213 on: December 18, 2020, 03:59:32 PM »
Nod and his brother are scattering their mum's ashes tomorrow. I am giving him a lift.  Forecast is "windy".

What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin:
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« Reply #214 on: December 18, 2020, 06:39:30 PM »
Nod and his brother are scattering their mum's ashes tomorrow. I am giving him a lift.  Forecast is "windy".

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« Reply #215 on: December 18, 2020, 07:02:06 PM »
I am staying about 10 miles away  angel1
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #216 on: December 18, 2020, 07:30:24 PM »
I am staying about 10 miles away  angel1
Should be safe enough

Until you get the phone call saying can you come and help as he can't open the urn
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« Reply #217 on: December 18, 2020, 07:37:25 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #218 on: December 22, 2020, 03:13:36 PM »
Nod: I need your help with a technical problem. I have to enter my meter readings on my phone  scared2:

I direct him to click on the link in the e mail, The Meter Readings screen opens up

Nod: Now what do I do?
Me: You tap on the first little box and enter the Gas reading

Nod taps and the numerical keypad pops up

Nod: Now what do I do?

Me: You enter the reading
Nod: Well the first digit is 6 but that box already has a 1 in it
Me: that is not a 1, that is the cursor which is why it is flashing
Nod tentatively taps "6"
Me: Next digit?
Nod: It is 1 but it already says 1 in the boc
Me: that is not a 1, that is the cursor which is why it is flashing

Repeat for all eternity

The Leccy meter reading had 5 digits. My arteries nearly exploded and Nod was whimpering  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #219 on: December 22, 2020, 03:23:04 PM »
You need some emergency collapso

And a change of phone number
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #220 on: December 22, 2020, 03:23:50 PM »
Nod: I need your help with a technical problem. I have to enter my meter readings on my phone  scared2:

I direct him to click on the link in the e mail, The Meter Readings screen opens up

Nod: Now what do I do?
Me: You tap on the first little box and enter the Gas reading

Nod taps and the numerical keypad pops up

Nod: Now what do I do?

Me: You enter the reading
Nod: Well the first digit is 6 but that box already has a 1 in it
Me: that is not a 1, that is the cursor which is why it is flashing
Nod tentatively taps "6"
Me: Next digit?
Nod: It is 1 but it already says 1 in the boc
Me: that is not a 1, that is the cursor which is why it is flashing

Repeat for all eternity

The Leccy meter reading had 5 digits. My arteries nearly exploded and Nod was whimpering  noooo: noooo:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #221 on: December 22, 2020, 03:26:35 PM »
I am impressed he can access emails from his phone  :thumbsup:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #222 on: December 22, 2020, 03:30:56 PM »
Guess who set that up!  ::)
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #223 on: December 22, 2020, 03:40:08 PM »
Nod: I need your help with a technical problem. I have to enter my meter readings on my phone  scared2:

I direct him to click on the link in the e mail, The Meter Readings screen opens up

Nod: Now what do I do?
Me: You tap on the first little box and enter the Gas reading

Nod taps and the numerical keypad pops up

Nod: Now what do I do?

Me: You enter the reading
Nod: Well the first digit is 6 but that box already has a 1 in it
Me: that is not a 1, that is the cursor which is why it is flashing
Nod tentatively taps "6"
Me: Next digit?
Nod: It is 1 but it already says 1 in the boc
Me: that is not a 1, that is the cursor which is why it is flashing

Repeat for all eternity

The Leccy meter reading had 5 digits. My arteries nearly exploded and Nod was whimpering  noooo: noooo:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #224 on: December 22, 2020, 03:40:39 PM »
You need some emergency collapso

And a change of phone number

A magic phone like Growler had you say...?  eveilgrin:
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