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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #225 on: December 22, 2020, 03:42:30 PM »
Guess who set that up!  ::)

You are definitely 'the giver '  lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #226 on: December 22, 2020, 03:43:16 PM »
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« Reply #227 on: December 22, 2020, 04:15:02 PM »
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« Reply #229 on: December 22, 2020, 08:46:03 PM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #230 on: December 26, 2020, 07:27:11 AM »
Nod calls to wish me a happy Christmas.

He reports: My nice Hungarian neighbours gave me a Christmas present. I unwrapped it and it is very odd.

Me: What is it?

Nod: It is just a big bread roll, except it has some sort of white dust on it and it seems to contain fruit!!

Me: Does the packaging have the word "Stollen" on it?

Nod: How did you guess??

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #231 on: December 26, 2020, 07:52:30 AM »
Nod calls to wish me a happy Christmas.

He reports: My nice Hungarian neighbours gave me a Christmas present. I unwrapped it and it is very odd.

Me: What is it?

Nod: It is just a big bread roll, except it has some sort of white dust on it and it seems to contain fruit!!

Me: Does the packaging have the word "Stollen" on it?

Nod: How did you guess??

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #232 on: December 26, 2020, 09:57:27 AM »
Nod calls to wish me a happy Christmas.

He reports: My nice Hungarian neighbours gave me a Christmas present. I unwrapped it and it is very odd.

Me: What is it?

Nod: It is just a big bread roll, except it has some sort of white dust on it and it seems to contain fruit!!

Me: Does the packaging have the word "Stollen" on it?

Nod: How did you guess??

 facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol: facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol: facepalm: facepalm:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #233 on: December 26, 2020, 11:20:16 AM »
Nod calls to wish me a happy Christmas.

He reports: My nice Hungarian neighbours gave me a Christmas present. I unwrapped it and it is very odd.

Me: What is it?

Nod: It is just a big bread roll, except it has some sort of white dust on it and it seems to contain fruit!!

Me: Does the packaging have the word "Stollen" on it?

Nod: How did you guess??

 facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol: facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol: facepalm: facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
At least he didn't call the police.
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #234 on: December 26, 2020, 12:15:01 PM »
Nod calls to wish me a happy Christmas.

He reports: My nice Hungarian neighbours gave me a Christmas present. I unwrapped it and it is very odd.

Me: What is it?

Nod: It is just a big bread roll, except it has some sort of white dust on it and it seems to contain fruit!!

Me: Does the packaging have the word "Stollen" on it?

Nod: How did you guess??

 facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol: facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol: facepalm: facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
At least he didn't call the police.

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #235 on: December 26, 2020, 02:06:12 PM »
Send him into overdrive and  give him a panettone to complete his collection  lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #236 on: December 26, 2020, 02:20:24 PM »
Send him into overdrive and  give him a panettone to complete his collection  lol:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #237 on: December 26, 2020, 03:58:52 PM »
 noooo:

He came round to visit. I made lunch.

I have a one bedroom flat. The external front door opens into a hallway that has three further doors: bathroom, bedroom, lounge.

After a while, Nod went for a pee and failed to return. I went to look for him and heard him wailing, "Where have you gone?". He was in my bedroom.  I asked him what he was doing.  "I got lost."
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #238 on: December 26, 2020, 05:40:02 PM »
noooo:

He came round to visit. I made lunch.

I have a one bedroom flat. The external front door opens into a hallway that has three further doors: bathroom, bedroom, lounge.

After a while, Nod went for a pee and failed to return. I went to look for him and heard him wailing, "Where have you gone?". He was in my bedroom.  I asked him what he was doing.  "I got lost."

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #239 on: December 26, 2020, 11:14:22 PM »
noooo:

He came round to visit. I made lunch.

I have a one bedroom flat. The external front door opens into a hallway that has three further doors: bathroom, bedroom, lounge.

After a while, Nod went for a pee and failed to return. I went to look for him and heard him wailing, "Where have you gone?". He was in my bedroom.  I asked him what he was doing.  "I got lost."

 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Well, whatever, nevermind