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Offline apc2010

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #315 on: March 23, 2021, 03:05:29 PM »
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Nod is getting his flat rewired and then redecorated. He plans to move out and stay in a hotel for a week or so while this is done (once this becomes possible).

Yesterday he was fretting about his new laptop. I am worried it might get stolen while I am away, he said.

I suggested he take it with him.

"But it won't work anywhere else."

A bit of questioning establshed that he was not aware that WiFi is available almost everywhere, including restaurants, hotels, buses, trains and so on  noooo: noooo:

Sell him one that does.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I have a spare...  rubschin:

What is it ..always in market for a deal ..... rubschin:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #316 on: March 23, 2021, 03:17:47 PM »
Been giving him a tutorial (reading age of 3) on how wi fi works. It was stressful  noooo:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #317 on: March 23, 2021, 04:06:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2021, 03:17:47 PM
Been giving him a tutorial (reading age of 3) on how wi fi works. It was stressful  noooo:

Do you hear that faint rumbling off in the far distance? That's the sound of Growler laughing his ass off..  point:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #318 on: March 23, 2021, 04:11:00 PM »
Nod met Growler once. They got on very well rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #319 on: March 23, 2021, 06:20:26 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 03:05:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2021, 09:42:22 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2021, 08:52:54 AM
Nod is getting his flat rewired and then redecorated. He plans to move out and stay in a hotel for a week or so while this is done (once this becomes possible).

Yesterday he was fretting about his new laptop. I am worried it might get stolen while I am away, he said.

I suggested he take it with him.

"But it won't work anywhere else."

A bit of questioning establshed that he was not aware that WiFi is available almost everywhere, including restaurants, hotels, buses, trains and so on  noooo: noooo:

Sell him one that does.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I have a spare...  rubschin:

What is it ..always in market for a deal ..... rubschin:

Feck off tight arse... ::)
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #320 on: March 23, 2021, 06:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2021, 06:20:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 03:05:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2021, 09:42:22 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2021, 08:52:54 AM
Nod is getting his flat rewired and then redecorated. He plans to move out and stay in a hotel for a week or so while this is done (once this becomes possible).

Yesterday he was fretting about his new laptop. I am worried it might get stolen while I am away, he said.

I suggested he take it with him.

"But it won't work anywhere else."

A bit of questioning establshed that he was not aware that WiFi is available almost everywhere, including restaurants, hotels, buses, trains and so on  noooo: noooo:

Sell him one that does.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I have a spare...  rubschin:

What is it ..always in market for a deal ..... rubschin:

Feck off tight arse... ::)

So more than a tenner ...... rubschin: 
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #321 on: March 23, 2021, 06:54:16 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 06:50:22 PM
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Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 03:05:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2021, 09:42:22 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2021, 08:52:54 AM
Nod is getting his flat rewired and then redecorated. He plans to move out and stay in a hotel for a week or so while this is done (once this becomes possible).

Yesterday he was fretting about his new laptop. I am worried it might get stolen while I am away, he said.

I suggested he take it with him.

"But it won't work anywhere else."

A bit of questioning establshed that he was not aware that WiFi is available almost everywhere, including restaurants, hotels, buses, trains and so on  noooo: noooo:

Sell him one that does.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I have a spare...  rubschin:

What is it ..always in market for a deal ..... rubschin:

Feck off tight arse... ::)

So more than a tenner ...... rubschin:

Zackly... ::)
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #322 on: April 18, 2021, 03:00:18 PM »
Nod has his first appointment tomorrow for psychotherapy (my suggestion  angel1  )

I fear for the sanity of the therapist  noooo:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #323 on: April 18, 2021, 09:08:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2021, 03:00:18 PM
Nod has his first appointment tomorrow for psychotherapy (my suggestion  angel1  )

I fear for the sanity of the therapist  noooo:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #324 on: April 19, 2021, 09:32:53 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2021, 03:00:18 PM
Nod has his first appointment tomorrow for psychotherapy (my suggestion  angel1  )

I fear for the sanity of the therapist  noooo:

Is it a double appointment ? lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #325 on: April 19, 2021, 10:04:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2021, 09:32:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2021, 03:00:18 PM
Nod has his first appointment tomorrow for psychotherapy (my suggestion  angel1  )

I fear for the sanity of the therapist  noooo:

Is it a double appointment ? lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #326 on: April 19, 2021, 10:50:29 AM »
Time for my "Physio the rapist" joke ........ Thumbs:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #327 on: April 19, 2021, 11:37:28 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 19, 2021, 10:50:29 AM
Time for my "Physio the rapist" joke ........ Thumbs:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #328 on: May 08, 2021, 12:41:14 PM »
Nod has called on me for some advice and I have given the most excellent advice there is  angel1 angel1 angel1

On Monday, his cleaner is taking him to help her with her wedding dress fitting.  eeek:
Dress costs £15000 Shocked:  (she was a big winner on the Lottery)

Nod asks me what he should do or say

I advise:

1. Tell her it looks wonderful and really suits her :thumbsup:
2. Insist on looking at the back of the dress (which she cannot see in a mirror) and suggest to her/the dressmaker that the bit across her shoulders is too tight/too loose (it has to be on or the other)

Job done  :thumbsup:

Nod made notes
I am a genius  angel1 angel1
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #329 on: May 08, 2021, 12:52:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2021, 12:41:14 PM
Nod has called on me for some advice and I have given the most excellent advice there is  angel1 angel1 angel1

On Monday, his cleaner is taking him to help her with her wedding dress fitting.  eeek:
Dress costs £15000 Shocked:  (she was a big winner on the Lottery)

Nod asks me what he should do or say

I advise:

1. Tell her it looks wonderful and really suits her :thumbsup:
2. Insist on looking at the back of the dress (which she cannot see in a mirror) and suggest to her/the dressmaker that the bit across her shoulders is too tight/too loose (it has to be on or the other)

Job done  :thumbsup:

Nod made notes
I am a genius  angel1 angel1

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