We agree that we will have a little outing to a local church that has some rare 13th century wall paintings.
We arrive in the village and wait for the rain to stop. I suggest that the place may be locked.
Nod: No, I can see the vicar. He is wearing a yellow jacket and is getting his bike ready
I look and see no vicar or bike
Me: You are hallucinating
Nod: ARE YOU TRYING TO WIND ME UP
Me: I can see a yellow Broom bush waving in the wind
Nod: It is the vicar in a yellow jacket
Me: Put your specs on
Nod complies
Nod: Oh
The door remains locked
I take Nod home