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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #390 on: August 04, 2021, 05:50:56 AM »
I suggested this, but Nod prefers cheques  Banghead Banghead
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« Reply #391 on: August 04, 2021, 09:18:59 AM »
I suggested this, but Nod prefers cheques  Banghead Banghead
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« Reply #392 on: August 04, 2021, 12:10:13 PM »
He still pays all his bills by sending cheques in the post  noooo:
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« Reply #393 on: August 04, 2021, 12:12:37 PM »
He still pays all his bills by sending cheques in the post  noooo:

When did he change over from Postal Orders...?  lol:
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« Reply #394 on: August 04, 2021, 05:53:57 PM »
He still pays all his bills by sending cheques in the post  noooo:

When did he change over from Postal Orders...?  lol:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #395 on: August 06, 2021, 11:50:47 AM »
Nod looks pleased

Nod: Chris (scatty mutual friend) has given me a ticket for the Test match  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Me: Pity it's pouring with rain

Nod: Oh no, it is for August 4th  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Me: That was 2 days ago

Nod:  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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« Reply #396 on: August 06, 2021, 11:58:19 AM »
Nod looks pleased

Nod: Chris (scatty mutual friend) has given me a ticket for the Test match  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Me: Pity it's pouring with rain

Nod: Oh no, it is for August 4th  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Me: That was 2 days ago

Nod:  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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« Reply #397 on: August 06, 2021, 01:29:59 PM »
Nod looks pleased

Nod: Chris (scatty mutual friend) has given me a ticket for the Test match  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Me: Pity it's pouring with rain

Nod: Oh no, it is for August 4th  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Me: That was 2 days ago

Nod:  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #398 on: August 22, 2021, 12:27:41 PM »
Nod calls: My central heating is broken, he wails

I go round  ::)

He admits to fiddling with the controls. ::)

I switch the boiler back on

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« Reply #399 on: August 22, 2021, 01:14:07 PM »
Nod calls: My central heating is broken, he wails

I go round  ::)

He admits to fiddling with the controls. ::)

I switch the boiler back on

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #400 on: August 22, 2021, 03:12:11 PM »
Nod calls: My central heating is broken, he wails

I go round  ::)

He admits to fiddling with the controls. ::)

I switch the boiler back on

You do realise that having posted this the curse of the Ginger Shambles means your boiler is likely to pack up in the next week or so..  whistle:
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« Reply #401 on: August 22, 2021, 03:25:31 PM »
I have boiler insurance angel1

Nod had been fiddling with the ON/OFF button while pissed noooo:

The hospital stuff starts in earnest this week  noooo:
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« Reply #402 on: August 22, 2021, 04:57:15 PM »
I have boiler insurance angel1

Nod had been fiddling with the ON/OFF button while pissed noooo:

The hospital stuff starts in earnest this week  noooo:
Getting pissed was probably not such a poor choice really
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #403 on: August 27, 2021, 01:38:39 PM »
Nod has been assigned a sort of personal nurse as part of his treatment. She is his main point of contact throughout

He reports she is young, kind and very pretty   eyes:  ::)

He met her briefly today and she enquired how he felt about his forthcoming treatment

Nod moaned about not liking hospitals (get used to it pal  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:)  and reported he had only been in hospital ONCE when he was 5 to have his tonsils out.

She looked at her screen and said, "Except when you were circumcised at 18 mohths!"

Nod:  eeek: redface:
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« Reply #404 on: August 27, 2021, 01:49:39 PM »
Nod has been assigned a sort of personal nurse as part of his treatment. She is his main point of contact throughout

He reports she is young, kind and very pretty   eyes:  ::)

He met her briefly today and she enquired how he felt about his forthcoming treatment

Nod moaned about not liking hospitals (get used to it pal  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:)  and reported he had only been in hospital ONCE when he was 5 to have his tonsils out.

She looked at her screen and said, "Except when you were circumcised at 18 mohths!"

Nod:  eeek: redface:

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