Nod's Adventures

[Steve]

Nod has been assigned a sort of personal nurse as part of his treatment. She is his main point of contact throughout

He reports she is young, kind and very pretty    

He met her briefly today and she enquired how he felt about his forthcoming treatment

Nod moaned about not liking hospitals (get used to it pal  )  and reported he had only been in hospital ONCE when he was 5 to have his tonsils out.

She looked at her screen and said, "Except when you were circumcised at 18 mohths!"

Nod: 

 

[Just One More]

Nod has been assigned a sort of personal nurse as part of his treatment. She is his main point of contact throughout

He reports she is young, kind and very pretty    

He met her briefly today and she enquired how he felt about his forthcoming treatment

Nod moaned about not liking hospitals (get used to it pal  )  and reported he had only been in hospital ONCE when he was 5 to have his tonsils out.

She looked at her screen and said, "Except when you were circumcised at 18 mohths!"

Nod: 

 

 

We do have a top tips thread   

[apc2010]

Nod has been assigned a sort of personal nurse as part of his treatment. She is his main point of contact throughout

He reports she is young, kind and very pretty    

He met her briefly today and she enquired how he felt about his forthcoming treatment

Nod moaned about not liking hospitals (get used to it pal  )  and reported he had only been in hospital ONCE when he was 5 to have his tonsils out.

She looked at her screen and said, "Except when you were circumcised at 18 mohths!"

Nod: 

 

 

We do have a top tips thread   

 

[Barman]

Nod has been assigned a sort of personal nurse as part of his treatment. She is his main point of contact throughout

He reports she is young, kind and very pretty    

He met her briefly today and she enquired how he felt about his forthcoming treatment

Nod moaned about not liking hospitals (get used to it pal  )  and reported he had only been in hospital ONCE when he was 5 to have his tonsils out.

She looked at her screen and said, "Except when you were circumcised at 18 mohths!"

Nod: 

 

 

We do have a top tips thread   

 

[Steve]

Nod has been assigned a sort of personal nurse as part of his treatment. She is his main point of contact throughout

He reports she is young, kind and very pretty    

He met her briefly today and she enquired how he felt about his forthcoming treatment

Nod moaned about not liking hospitals (get used to it pal  )  and reported he had only been in hospital ONCE when he was 5 to have his tonsils out.

She looked at her screen and said, "Except when you were circumcised at 18 mohths!"

Nod: 

 

 

We do have a top tips thread   

 

 

[Nick]

Nod has a gardener who visits about twice a year. The gardener has heard about Nod's cancer treatment.

He comes round to do some gardening.

Nod is waiting for his car to the hospital

Gardener: Radiotherapy?
Nod: Yes
Gardener (laying hand on Nod's arm): Dear Lord, we love Nod and ask that you cast these demins from his bowels and send your love to your child Nod....etc. for about 3 minutes
Nod: Thanks, but I have to go
Gardener: But I haven't finished!!
Nod: I have to go
Gardener: That will be 40 quid

Nod leaves

[Barman]

Nod has a gardener who visits about twice a year. The gardener has heard about Nod's cancer treatment.

He comes round to do some gardening.

Nod is waiting for his car to the hospital

Gardener: Radiotherapy?
Nod: Yes
Gardener (laying hand on Nod's arm): Dear Lord, we love Nod and ask that you cast these demins from his bowels and send your love to your child Nod....etc. for about 3 minutes
Nod: Thanks, but I have to go
Gardener: But I haven't finished!!
Nod: I have to go
Gardener: That will be 40 quid

Nod leaves

 

[Just One More]

Nod has a gardener who visits about twice a year. The gardener has heard about Nod's cancer treatment.

He comes round to do some gardening.

Nod is waiting for his car to the hospital

Gardener: Radiotherapy?
Nod: Yes
Gardener (laying hand on Nod's arm): Dear Lord, we love Nod and ask that you cast these demins from his bowels and send your love to your child Nod....etc. for about 3 minutes
Nod: Thanks, but I have to go
Gardener: But I haven't finished!!
Nod: I have to go
Gardener: That will be 40 quid

Nod leaves

 

  

[Steve]

Nod has a gardener who visits about twice a year. The gardener has heard about Nod's cancer treatment.

He comes round to do some gardening.

Nod is waiting for his car to the hospital

Gardener: Radiotherapy?
Nod: Yes
Gardener (laying hand on Nod's arm): Dear Lord, we love Nod and ask that you cast these demins from his bowels and send your love to your child Nod....etc. for about 3 minutes
Nod: Thanks, but I have to go
Gardener: But I haven't finished!!
Nod: I have to go
Gardener: That will be 40 quid

Nod leaves

 

  

[apc2010]

Nod has a gardener who visits about twice a year. The gardener has heard about Nod's cancer treatment.

He comes round to do some gardening.

Nod is waiting for his car to the hospital

Gardener: Radiotherapy?
Nod: Yes
Gardener (laying hand on Nod's arm): Dear Lord, we love Nod and ask that you cast these demins from his bowels and send your love to your child Nod....etc. for about 3 minutes
Nod: Thanks, but I have to go
Gardener: But I haven't finished!!
Nod: I have to go
Gardener: That will be 40 quid

Nod leaves

For a prayer .....

[Nick]

The gardening 

[Barman]

The gardening 

Oh... 

[Darwins Selection]

Nod has been assigned a sort of personal nurse as part of his treatment. She is his main point of contact throughout

He reports she is young, kind and very pretty    

He met her briefly today and she enquired how he felt about his forthcoming treatment

Nod moaned about not liking hospitals (get used to it pal  )  and reported he had only been in hospital ONCE when he was 5 to have his tonsils out.

She looked at her screen and said, "Except when you were circumcised at 18 mohths!"

Nod: 

 

 

We do have a top tips thread   

 

 

[Nick]

Nod has become convinced that his flat is being haunted by his mother 

Wanted to talk to me about my experience of exorcists....

[Barman]

Nod has become convinced that his flat is being haunted by his mother 

Wanted to talk to me about my experience of exorcists....