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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #450 on: July 08, 2022, 12:51:04 AM »
Just checking but did the nurse tell Nod she was arranging it beforehand?  rubschin:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #451 on: July 08, 2022, 05:45:48 PM »
I suspect Nod may not have listened/understood or just been pissed
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #452 on: July 15, 2022, 08:17:10 PM »
Nod calls
I want to watch the Leadership debate on C4
Yes?
My TV only goes to BBC1 as that is all I watch
Do you have a remote control?
Yes
Can you see some buttons with numbers on?
Yes
Is there a 4?
yes
Press it
Oooooooooooh, how do you know these things????!!

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #453 on: July 15, 2022, 09:10:07 PM »
Nod calls
I want to watch the Leadership debate on C4
Yes?
My TV only goes to BBC1 as that is all I watch
Do you have a remote control?
Yes
Can you see some buttons with numbers on?
Yes
Is there a 4?
yes
Press it
Oooooooooooh, how do you know these things????!!

 Banghead Banghead

Nick I've said it once and I'll say it again, Nod is karma for what you put poor Growler through..  whistle:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #454 on: July 15, 2022, 11:15:45 PM »
Nod calls
I want to watch the Leadership debate on C4
Yes?
My TV only goes to BBC1 as that is all I watch
Do you have a remote control?
Yes
Can you see some buttons with numbers on?
Yes
Is there a 4?
yes
Press it
Oooooooooooh, how do you know these things????!!

 Banghead Banghead
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #455 on: July 16, 2022, 08:58:36 AM »
Nod calls
I want to watch the Leadership debate on C4
Yes?
My TV only goes to BBC1 as that is all I watch
Do you have a remote control?
Yes
Can you see some buttons with numbers on?
Yes
Is there a 4?
yes
Press it
Oooooooooooh, how do you know these things????!!

 Banghead Banghead
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #456 on: July 18, 2022, 03:15:51 AM »
Nod calls
I want to watch the Leadership debate on C4
Yes?
My TV only goes to BBC1 as that is all I watch
Do you have a remote control?
Yes
Can you see some buttons with numbers on?
Yes
Is there a 4?
yes
Press it
Oooooooooooh, how do you know these things????!!

 Banghead Banghead
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #457 on: August 23, 2022, 02:47:31 PM »
Took Nod to the hospital for "fasting blood tests"
When he got back in the car he was starving but had brought an emergency Mars Bar  which he promptly lost

He somehow managed to sit on it, burst the wrapping, melt it and get half of it on his jeans and half in my passenger seat  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #458 on: August 23, 2022, 09:49:58 PM »
Took Nod to the hospital for "fasting blood tests"
When he got back in the car he was starving but had brought an emergency Mars Bar  which he promptly lost

He somehow managed to sit on it, burst the wrapping, melt it and get half of it on his jeans and half in my passenger seat  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #459 on: August 23, 2022, 11:23:48 PM »
Took Nod to the hospital for "fasting blood tests"
When he got back in the car he was starving but had brought an emergency Mars Bar  which he promptly lost

He somehow managed to sit on it, burst the wrapping, melt it and get half of it on his jeans and half in my passenger seat  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #460 on: August 23, 2022, 11:49:21 PM »
Took Nod to the hospital for "fasting blood tests"
When he got back in the car he was starving but had brought an emergency Mars Bar  which he promptly lost

He somehow managed to sit on it, burst the wrapping, melt it and get half of it on his jeans and half in my passenger seat  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

If Growler was still on here he'd probably call it carma...  whistle:
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« Reply #461 on: August 24, 2022, 05:02:42 AM »
Took Nod to the hospital for "fasting blood tests"
When he got back in the car he was starving but had brought an emergency Mars Bar  which he promptly lost

He somehow managed to sit on it, burst the wrapping, melt it and get half of it on his jeans and half in my passenger seat  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

If Growler was still on here he'd probably call it carma...  whistle:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #462 on: August 24, 2022, 09:55:31 AM »
Of course there is the possibility that Nod just shat himself and always carries an empty Mars bar wrapper with him for such cases
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #463 on: August 24, 2022, 12:36:01 PM »
Well today I had to run him to the hospital so they can find out why he is bleeding out of his ARSE noooo:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #464 on: August 24, 2022, 12:42:14 PM »
Of course there is the possibility that Nod just shat himself and always carries an empty Mars bar wrapper with him for such cases

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