Nod's Adventures

[Steve]

Well today I had to run him to the hospital so they can find out why he is bleeding out of his ARSE

[Nick]

I pop into Nod's for a coffee

He complains that his TV has gone silent and he cannot adjust the volume

I get his TV remote and point out the + and - switch under that triangular symbol for volume

He tries it and it works

"How do you know these things?"

 

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

I pop into Nod's for a coffee

He complains that his TV has gone silent and he cannot adjust the volume

I get his TV remote and point out the + and - switch under that triangular symbol for volume

He tries it and it works

"How do you know these things?"

 

 

Not long now Nick... 

[Nick]

Yes, I have brought him to Brighton 

Nod finds supermarket trollies baffling. The pound coin bit defeats him.

Struggling to retrieve his pound this morning he was helped by an old lady who showed him how to do it. He thanked her and she used the pound coin to get her own trolley. Nod was let empty handed.

He paid an old lady a pound to get his pound back

[Steve]

Yes, I have brought him to Brighton 

Nod finds supermarket trollies baffling. The pound coin bit defeats him.

Struggling to retrieve his pound this morning he was helped by an old lady who showed him how to do it. He thanked her and she used the pound coin to get her own trolley. Nod was let empty handed.

He paid an old lady a pound to get his pound back

 
Who uses real money in those things anymore?

[Barman]

Yes, I have brought him to Brighton 

Nod finds supermarket trollies baffling. The pound coin bit defeats him.

Struggling to retrieve his pound this morning he was helped by an old lady who showed him how to do it. He thanked her and she used the pound coin to get her own trolley. Nod was let empty handed.

He paid an old lady a pound to get his pound back

[Just One More]

Yes, I have brought him to Brighton 

Nod finds supermarket trollies baffling. The pound coin bit defeats him.

Struggling to retrieve his pound this morning he was helped by an old lady who showed him how to do it. He thanked her and she used the pound coin to get her own trolley. Nod was let empty handed.

He paid an old lady a pound to get his pound back

 

[apc2010]

Yes, I have brought him to Brighton 

Nod finds supermarket trollies baffling. The pound coin bit defeats him.

Struggling to retrieve his pound this morning he was helped by an old lady who showed him how to do it. He thanked her and she used the pound coin to get her own trolley. Nod was let empty handed.

He paid an old lady a pound to get his pound back

 

     

[Grumpmeister]

I'm starting to wonder if Nod is actually fully capable but has long since discovered the joy of winding Nick up.. 

[Nick]

Had to teach him how to use salt and pepper grinders last night

[Grumpmeister]

I rest my case 

[Barman]

I rest my case 

 

[Nick]

 

1. Nod had a collection of TV and DVD remote controls and could never locate the right one. I found the two he needed and advised him to throw the rest away

He threw away the two he needed 

2. Today he needed to fill in an online form but first he had to register (local carncil). Site warned him he had 20 minutes to register. Site requried: Name. postcode, date of birth, email address

I said he had to do it

After 40 minutes or swearing and shouting I left

[Barman]

1. Nod had a collection of TV and DVD remote controls and could never locate the right one. I found the two he needed and advised him to throw the rest away

He threw away the two he needed 

2. Today he needed to fill in an online form but first he had to register (local carncil). Site warned him he had 20 minutes to register. Site requried: Name. postcode, date of birth, email address

I said he had to do it

After 40 minutes or swearing and shouting I left