Nod's Adventures

[Steve]

1. Nod had a collection of TV and DVD remote controls and could never locate the right one. I found the two he needed and advised him to throw the rest away

He threw away the two he needed 

2. Today he needed to fill in an online form but first he had to register (local carncil). Site warned him he had 20 minutes to register. Site requried: Name. postcode, date of birth, email address

I said he had to do it

After 40 minutes or swearing and shouting I left

[Nick]

Helped Nod to order a load of stuff online from Amazon

It was scheduled for delivery yesterday

He says it never arrived and is now enraged and on the wrapath, accusing Amazon of stealing his money

I check his account. They tried to deliver it at 5.05 last night

I tell him this

"I didn't hear them cos I was asleep at that time."

Me: didn't you hear the doorbell?

"It doesn't work."

 

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox 

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise

[Steve]

Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox 

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise

Poor Nod

[Grumpmeister]

Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox 

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise

Poor Nod

Does he have any other symptoms. There have been an increasing number of Strep A cases lately. 

[Nick]

I suggested that. He has called 111

[Steve]

I suggested that. He has called 111

Well you hope he has.  So many 3 digit combinations he might have tried instead

[Nick]

I suggested that. He has called 111

Well you hope he has.  So many 3 digit combinations he might have tried instead

Sadly true

[Barman]

Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox 

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise

You don't think he might just have splashed something on his mirror...? 

[apc2010]

Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox 

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise

You don't think he might just have splashed something on his mirror...? 

       

[Nick]

Nod has a new digital radio which also picks up FM (if tuned)

It seems he has accidentally switched it over to FM and now all it does is emit static

Nod now believes that his cancer treatment has made him radioactive and he is interfering with the radio reception

I am going round later to switch it back to DAB

[Steve]

Nod has a new digital radio which also picks up FM (if tuned)

It seems he has accidentally switched it over to FM and now all it does is emit static

Nod now believes that his cancer treatment has made him radioactive and he is interfering with the radio reception

I am going round later to switch it back to DAB

Simpler to just switch it off

[Barman]

Nod has a new digital radio which also picks up FM (if tuned)

It seems he has accidentally switched it over to FM and now all it does is emit static

Nod now believes that his cancer treatment has made him radioactive and he is interfering with the radio reception

I am going round later to switch it back to DAB

Simpler to just switch it off

What, Nod...?