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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #480 on: November 17, 2022, 04:39:35 PM »
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1. Nod had a collection of TV and DVD remote controls and could never locate the right one. I found the two he needed and advised him to throw the rest away

He threw away the two he needed  Banghead Banghead Banghead

2. Today he needed to fill in an online form but first he had to register (local carncil). Site warned him he had 20 minutes to register. Site requried: Name. postcode, date of birth, email address

I said he had to do it

After 40 minutes or swearing and shouting I left noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #481 on: December 08, 2022, 08:44:49 AM »
Helped Nod to order a load of stuff online from Amazon

It was scheduled for delivery yesterday

He says it never arrived and is now enraged and on the wrapath, accusing Amazon of stealing his money

I check his account. They tried to deliver it at 5.05 last night

I tell him this

"I didn't hear them cos I was asleep at that time."

Me: didn't you hear the doorbell?

"It doesn't work."

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #482 on: December 08, 2022, 09:14:54 AM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #483 on: December 08, 2022, 09:44:15 AM »
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #484 on: December 10, 2022, 04:53:59 PM »
Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox  eeek:

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #485 on: December 10, 2022, 05:02:36 PM »
Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox  eeek:

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise
eeek: noooo:

Poor Nod
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #486 on: December 10, 2022, 06:10:32 PM »
Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox  eeek:

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise
eeek: noooo:

Poor Nod

Does he have any other symptoms. There have been an increasing number of Strep A cases lately.  rubschin:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #487 on: December 10, 2022, 06:25:31 PM »
I suggested that. He has called 111
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #488 on: December 10, 2022, 09:25:41 PM »
I suggested that. He has called 111
Well you hope he has.  So many 3 digit combinations he might have tried instead
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #489 on: December 11, 2022, 08:54:27 AM »
I suggested that. He has called 111
Well you hope he has.  So many 3 digit combinations he might have tried instead

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #490 on: December 11, 2022, 05:37:12 PM »
Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox  eeek:

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise

You don't think he might just have splashed something on his mirror...?  rubschin:
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #491 on: December 11, 2022, 05:53:03 PM »
Was meant to be taking Nod to the hospital for a scan tomorrow. He reports that he woke up with a rash and is now covered from head to foot in something that looks like chicken pox  eeek:

Hospital has told him to stay away. I am doing likewise

You don't think he might just have splashed something on his mirror...?  rubschin:

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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #492 on: December 18, 2022, 08:58:53 AM »
Nod has a new digital radio which also picks up FM (if tuned)

It seems he has accidentally switched it over to FM and now all it does is emit static

Nod now believes that his cancer treatment has made him radioactive and he is interfering with the radio reception facepalm:

I am going round later to switch it back to DAB Banghead
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Re: Nod's Adventures
« Reply #493 on: December 18, 2022, 10:41:35 AM »
Nod has a new digital radio which also picks up FM (if tuned)

It seems he has accidentally switched it over to FM and now all it does is emit static

Nod now believes that his cancer treatment has made him radioactive and he is interfering with the radio reception facepalm:

I am going round later to switch it back to DAB Banghead
Simpler to just switch it off
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« Reply #494 on: December 18, 2022, 11:11:25 AM »
Nod has a new digital radio which also picks up FM (if tuned)

It seems he has accidentally switched it over to FM and now all it does is emit static

Nod now believes that his cancer treatment has made him radioactive and he is interfering with the radio reception facepalm:

I am going round later to switch it back to DAB Banghead
Simpler to just switch it off

What, Nod...?  rubschin:
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