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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2007, 01:41:35 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 07, 2007, 01:40:37 PM
errrrr, why are you cookin' up Garlic at this time of the day anyway?
MIL due this avvy?

Like the rest of us he is avoiding work. redface:
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2007, 01:42:19 PM »
Some truth in that too,. regrettably. The job I have to do will take me about 3 hours at most. I have been putting it off all week! Banghead
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2007, 01:42:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2007, 01:41:21 PM
I was just preparing things. NOw I have all the windows open to destroy the evidence before SWMBO gets back scared2:
Perhaps she won't come back if the smell is strong enough...  whistle:
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2007, 01:45:10 PM »
She will detect it the second she comes in the house. And I have to go to Ellesmere Port later Angry9: Angry9: (Growler will know how I love that).

The MILF was looking delightful in that tight top lol: lol: lol: eyes:. SHe has made an appointment to vist me again cloud9:
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2007, 01:49:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2007, 01:41:21 PM
before SWMBO gets back scared2:

FFS!

MAN OR MOUSE? ::)

Been here before IIRC. ::)


Tell her I dropped by and offered to bollox it up for you if you like. Ask her to ring me for a full explanation. I'm good at talking shite apparently. evil:
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2007, 01:51:07 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 07, 2007, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2007, 01:41:21 PM
before SWMBO gets back scared2:

FFS!

MAN OR MOUSE? ::)

Been here before IIRC. ::)

I think the facts speak for themselves.
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2007, 01:51:36 PM »
You come round here and face her then!! Yes, you met her once, but she was on best behaviour. You wouldn't last 5 minutes!
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2007, 01:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2007, 01:51:36 PM
You come round here and face her then!! Yes, you met her once, but she was on best behaviour. You wouldn't last 5 minutes!

Twirls the old moustache ends and accepts the challenge ~ but then I have never met the lady  eyes:
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2007, 01:54:42 PM »
That was for Growler! Banghead
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2007, 01:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2007, 01:54:42 PM
That was for Growler! Banghead

I know but it was fun to wind you up a bit. point:
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2007, 01:59:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2007, 01:51:36 PM
You come round here and face her then!! Yes, you met her once, but she was on best behaviour. You wouldn't last 5 minutes!


Only kept me gob shut to keep you out of trouble. Didn't want her giving you grief for you having to admit knowing me.

I'm just all 'eart and too damned fluffy. See where being thoughtful has got me? ::)
I need to toughen up and become more grumpy. eveilgrin:
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2007, 01:59:11 PM »
I can wind myself up thank you. Exploding garlic, psychotherapists, MILFs, Ellesmere Port and SWMBO all before 3.00!
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Re: Microwaving garlic
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2007, 01:59:56 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 07, 2007, 01:59:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2007, 01:51:36 PM
You come round here and face her then!! Yes, you met her once, but she was on best behaviour. You wouldn't last 5 minutes!


Only kept me gob shut to keep you out of trouble. Didn't want her giving you grief for you having to admit knowing me.

I'm just all 'eart and too damned fluffy. See where being thoughtful has got me? ::)
I need to toughen up and become more grumpy. eveilgrin:

I will get hter to show you her tools next time you meet her!
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