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Offline Grumpmeister

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Its the mad bugger caption competition
« on: September 07, 2007, 02:56:48 PM »


Virgin's new Eco Train initiative isnt as fast as was originally planned.
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Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 03:17:27 PM »


Patients with toothache forced to extreme lengths as it gets ever harder to see an NHS dentist.
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Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2007, 03:22:22 PM »


No No NO!!! You are not stealing my train!!


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Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2007, 03:31:47 PM »


And then Superman just lifted the tracks like this ~ I saw him do it in the movie
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Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2007, 03:33:35 PM »


"The train arriving at platform One will be another 4 hours. Passengers awaiting this service are advised to get down on the track and pull... "
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Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2007, 04:10:06 PM »


Sharia law has much stiffer penalties for flushing the toilet while the train is in a station. 

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Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 06:47:45 PM »
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Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 06:48:55 PM »




Nick is late for his train at Runcorn but simply has to get to see Miss Whiplash
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Re: Its the mad bugger caption competition
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2007, 04:32:24 PM »




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