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Offline Pastis

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RTFM
« on: September 07, 2007, 03:01:44 PM »
Yes, I've been reading the effing manual but for the life of me I can't get the DVD/VCR machine to tune into the lovely new TV...

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I'm sure it's simple and I'm not going to  surrender: yet, but strewth ...  censored:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 03:05:02 PM »
Have you plugged it in?  eyes:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2007, 03:06:43 PM »
I just bought a new TV with a DVD and sound system, what with a seperate DVD recorder it now takes FIVE remote controls to work the effing thing.

And the cables at the back you would not beleive.

I love it.  cloud9:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2007, 03:12:34 PM »
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2007, 03:13:51 PM »
That's on tonight, as well.
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2007, 03:18:47 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 07, 2007, 03:01:44 PM
Yes, I've been reading the effing manual but for the life of me I can't get the DVD/VCR machine to tune into the lovely new TV...
There's your problem...  whistle:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 03:27:38 PM »
Barman, you don't know how right you are  lol:

Have an applaud !

Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic...  doh:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 03:33:24 PM »
If at first you cannot Scart ~ find a five year old and promise him unlimited cartoon viewings for a week.
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 03:35:34 PM »
The thought of texting my 11 yr. old nephew had occurred to me  confused:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 03:36:42 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 07, 2007, 03:27:38 PM
Barman, you don't know how right you are  lol:

Have an applaud !

Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic...  doh:
Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!

On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English.  ;)
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2007, 03:47:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 03:36:42 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 07, 2007, 03:27:38 PM
Barman, you don't know how right you are  lol:

Have an applaud !

Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic...  doh:
Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!

On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English.  ;)

Barman means "Manual reading you should before not attempting to connect item to set ensure mains off they are"
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2007, 03:49:02 PM »
I know, it's bloody unbelievable  ::)

This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...

And this afternoon I'm having difficulty watching the telly  confused:

Anyway, job done now... what's on Film4 I wonder  rubschin:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2007, 03:50:38 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 07, 2007, 03:47:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 03:36:42 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 07, 2007, 03:27:38 PM
Barman, you don't know how right you are  lol:

Have an applaud !

Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic...  doh:
Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!

On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English.  ;)

Barman means "Manual reading you should before not attempting to connect item to set ensure mains off they are"
No I don't!
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2007, 03:51:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 03:50:38 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 07, 2007, 03:47:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 03:36:42 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 07, 2007, 03:27:38 PM
Barman, you don't know how right you are  lol:

Have an applaud !

Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic...  doh:
Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!

On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English.  ;)

Barman means "Manual reading you should before not attempting to connect item to set ensure mains off they are"
No I don't!


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Re: RTFM
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2007, 03:52:13 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 07, 2007, 03:49:02 PM
This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...
I bet it was about... um that much.  point:
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