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[Barman]

Barman, you don't know how right you are 

Have an applaud !

Just cracked it ... scart leads ... no need to tune ... AV1 channel automatic... 

Indeed, whack it all together and switch it on ? hey presto!

On no account whatsoever should you read the manual which was probably written in Chinese and translated through several other languages before finally being translated to English. 

Barman means "Manual reading you should before not attempting to connect item to set ensure mains off they are"

No I don't!

Oooooooooooooo! Get 'er wiv 'er knickers in a twist!

No I haven't!

[Snoopy]

I think somebody is acting like a naughty boy having a tantrum ~ that's what I think

[Pastis]

This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...

I bet it was about... um that much.  

  You might just get that applaud taken back.....

[TG]

This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...

I find computers are good for this sort of thing. 

[Snoopy]

This morning I was working out the circumference of an ellipse involving Pi and the square root of major and minor axes to determine the design area on a complex component which will be moulded by the thousand...

I find computers are good for this sort of thing. 

Personally ~ I'd employ a man. 

[TG]

I can only afford a second hand PC I'm afraid. 

[Snoopy]

If I accepted a contract that required those sorts of calculations it would have to be worth hiring help.

Now I'm orf to watch t'match.

[Nick]

I just bought a new TV with a DVD and sound system, what with a seperate DVD recorder it now takes FIVE remote controls to work the effing thing.
And the cables at the back you would not beleive.

I love it. 

 

[Barman]

I just bought a new TV with a DVD and sound system, what with a seperate DVD recorder it now takes FIVE remote controls to work the effing thing.

I use a Philips pronto to replace five remotes in my cinema... 

[Nick]

Cinema?

[Barman]

Cinema?

Don't you have one? 

[Snoopy]

Cinema?

Don't you have one? 

Cinema at home = Room with an over large screen and too many speakers for comfort. 

Cinema in town = Expensive popcorn, seats full of scumbags all making a noise, a screen that is too large to see properly and a sound system that makes my ears hurt. I'll stick to my wireless thanks all the same.

[Barman]

Cinema?

Don't you have one? 

Cinema at home = Room with an over large screen and too many speakers for comfort. 

Cinema in town = Expensive popcorn, seats full of scumbags all making a noise, a screen that is too large to see properly and a sound system that makes my ears hurt. I'll stick to my wireless thanks all the same.

[Snoopy]

Cinema?

Don't you have one? 

Cinema at home = Room with an over large screen and too many speakers for comfort. 

Cinema in town = Expensive popcorn, seats full of scumbags all making a noise, a screen that is too large to see properly and a sound system that makes my ears hurt. I'll stick to my wireless thanks all the same.

Does Landlady come round in the interval with ice creams and stuff ?

[Barman]

Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc.