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Offline Snoopy

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Re: RTFM
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2007, 12:12:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2007, 12:09:52 PM
Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc.  cloud9:


 rubschin: Short Skirt, fishnets etc?
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2007, 12:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 12:12:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2007, 12:09:52 PM
Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc.  cloud9:


 rubschin: Short Skirt, fishnets etc?
Obviously...  ::)
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2007, 01:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2007, 12:13:24 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 12:12:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2007, 12:09:52 PM
Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc.  cloud9:


 rubschin: Short Skirt, fishnets etc?
Obviously...  ::)

Well that explains the  cloud9:




But why bother to watch a film ~ given the circs? eyes:







Oh I geddit now ~ "Home Movies" ............... Dirty Barman... Tsk  noooo:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2007, 01:39:37 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 01:36:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2007, 12:13:24 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 12:12:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2007, 12:09:52 PM
Ice cream, popcorn, beer, wine, etc.  cloud9:


 rubschin: Short Skirt, fishnets etc?
Obviously...  ::)

Well that explains the  cloud9:




But why bother to watch a film ~ given the circs? eyes:







Oh I geddit now ~ "Home Movies" ............... Dirty Barman... Tsk  noooo:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2007, 04:55:11 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2007, 10:22:13 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on September 07, 2007, 03:06:43 PM
I just bought a new TV with a DVD and sound system, what with a seperate DVD recorder it now takes FIVE remote controls to work the effing thing.
I use a Philips pronto to replace five remotes in my cinema...  cloud9:

Oooh! I have GOT to get me on of those!  cloud9:

Being an absent minded bastard I seem to have spent more time over the last few days looking for multiple remotes than I have watching the telly.



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Re: RTFM
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2007, 05:19:17 PM »
Actually, you need one of these:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2007, 07:44:10 PM »
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2007, 07:53:25 PM »
On those occasions when I watch TV I use a walking stick to change the channels.
I poke the wife with it and she gets up and switches it over.
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2007, 08:25:48 PM »
Sounds good. Four pokes for Channel 4?
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2007, 08:27:44 PM »
That's the general idea ~ she's not keen on Sky News though (Channel 501)  lol:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2007, 09:29:30 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2007, 10:22:13 AM
I use a Philips pronto to replace five remotes in my cinema.
So does the Queen.
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2007, 05:27:13 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 08:27:44 PM
That's the general idea ~ she's not keen on Sky News though (Channel 501)  lol:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2007, 11:26:02 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 07:53:25 PM
On those occasions when I watch TV I use a walking stick to change the channels.
I poke the wife with it and she gets up and switches it over.

Mrs TG is a scouser. if I tried that I would end up with the walking stick broken over my head and then she would steal the TV.
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2007, 08:08:39 AM »
If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine.  cussing:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2007, 08:16:16 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:08:39 AM
If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine.  cussing:

What size?
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