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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: RTFM
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2007, 08:19:26 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:08:39 AM
If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine.  cussing:

What size?

The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2007, 08:21:51 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:19:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:08:39 AM
If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine.  cussing:

What size?

The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.

 eeek: Blimey ~ is he aware of this threat?
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: RTFM
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2007, 08:32:59 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2007, 08:21:51 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:19:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:08:39 AM
If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine.  cussing:

What size?

The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.

 eeek: Blimey ~ is he aware of this threat?

Of course!  cussing:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2007, 11:52:18 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:32:59 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2007, 08:21:51 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:19:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:08:39 AM
If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine.  cussing:

What size?

The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.

 eeek: Blimey ~ is he aware of this threat?

Of course!  cussing:

Would that be Wenchcon 4 by any chance?  eeek:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: RTFM
« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2007, 11:53:18 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2007, 11:52:18 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:32:59 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2007, 08:21:51 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:19:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:08:39 AM
If Mr Wench tried it he'd get a knitting needle shoved where the sun don't shine.  cussing:

What size?

The small sharp one for facial orifices the large plastic one for orifices further south.

 eeek: Blimey ~ is he aware of this threat?

Of course!  cussing:

Would that be Wenchcon 4 by any chance?  eeek:

Nooo, it's just a warning shot! Wenchcon 4 hasn't ever been needed.  eveilgrin:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2007, 11:22:10 AM »
Do the rest of us get a 4 minute warning if it ever is needed?  scared2:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #51 on: September 11, 2007, 11:27:06 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2007, 11:22:10 AM
Do the rest of us get a 4 minute warning if it ever is needed?  scared2:

Nope, it is instant!  eveilgrin:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2007, 12:28:54 PM »
Why does Mr Wench put up with? Masochist? surrender:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2007, 12:32:05 PM »
She has a cleavage. I hear. She makes him dribble rubschin:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2007, 12:36:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2007, 12:32:05 PM
She has a cleavage. I hear. She makes him dribble rubschin:
Is that before or after the pain whistle: The dribbling that is, not the cleavage.
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2007, 12:56:34 PM »
ASk her!
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2007, 01:04:03 PM »
The clues have been appearing

http://www.move-to-cyprus.com/virtual-pub/SMF/index.php?topic=1370.msg23058#msg23058

followed by the mention of pain-inflicting instruments.
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2007, 11:18:25 AM »
Quote from: tel on September 11, 2007, 01:04:03 PM
The clues have been appearing

http://www.move-to-cyprus.com/virtual-pub/SMF/index.php?topic=1370.msg23058#msg23058

followed by the mention of pain-inflicting instruments.

Typical wummun!  Cleavage in one hand and knitting needle in the other. You never know which hand they are going to greet you with...  confused:
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2007, 12:20:37 PM »
 eeek:

I have now got myself at the top of each bit of the forum. I await smiting!
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Re: RTFM
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2007, 12:49:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 12, 2007, 12:20:37 PM
eeek:

I have now got myself at the top of each bit of the forum. I await smiting!

You will get taken to the specialist chamber in the cellar, for treatment noooo:
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