RTFM

[Snoopy]

I have now got myself at the top of each bit of the forum. I await smiting!

But you're still only third in the top ten posters and fourth in the top ten topic starters.
Long way to go yet boyo.

[Grumpmeister]

Cleavage in one hand and knitting needle in the other.

You been watching the Hustler guide to crochet or something? 

[tel]

Can you get cleavage in one hand?

[Bar Wench]

Can you get cleavage in one hand?

Not mine you can't.

[tel]

Can you get cleavage in one hand?

Not mine you can't.

 

[Darwins Selection]

Can you get cleavage in one hand?

Not mine you can't.

You haven't seen my hands.

[Barman]

Can you get cleavage in one hand?

Not mine you can't.

You haven't seen my hands.

A definitive test is called for? 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Snoopy]

Isn't cleavage the bit between the .. errrr......... Interesting bits?


Now I could believe that one could not get the . err .... Interesting bits in one hand ~ though like DS I'm willing to try but how does one grasp in one or even two hands an empty space?

[Bar Wench]

Good point.

[tel]

2 good points, surely.

[Snoopy]

2 good points, surely.

Two Excellent points I suggest.

[tel]

2 good points, surely.

Two Excellent points I suggest.

Now, now, no need to get carried away. We have not seen the proof in the pudding(s).

[Snoopy]

2 good points, surely.

Two Excellent points I suggest.

Now, now, no need to get carried away. We have not seen the proof in the pudding(s).

Oh you'd be surprised at what goes on behind the door marked "Management - Private"

We artists know all about painting "Puppies Noses"

[Bar Wench]

There are cameras in the management toilets aren't there!?!?!