Happy Birthday Miss I

[Barman]

You are all horrid to me 

[Miss Demeanour]

Miss I calls and says she is missing me 

Yes , New York must seem positively sedate compared with Nottingham Nick 😁

Have you got enough air miles yet to pay a visit?

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh noes 

When does she return ?

[Steve]

Return flights to NY are stupidly cheap this time of year



And not too expensive if you want to sit inside the plane

[Nick]

I have no time at the moment 

[Steve]

I have no time at the moment 

Ah yes, working Saturdays iirc

[Nick]

Anyway, she may be over on business sometime in March 

[Steve]

Anyway, she may be over on business sometime in March 

[Barman]

Anyway, she may be over on business sometime in March 

I thought she was going to 'Stralia...? 

[Nick]

And London 
































I have blue pills

[Barman]

And London 
































I have blue unction

 

[Grumpmeister]

And London 
I have blue pills

So how much did Baldy con you into paying for a bottle of blue smarties.... 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Less  than the cost of a tatty rug then...