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Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2018, 03:32:25 PMAnyhoo, it's rather good, especially if you like inserting macabre jokes into weddings Let me put it this way:if you came to layyour sleeping headagainst my arm or sleeve,and if my arm went dead,or if I had to take my leaveat midnight, I should rathercleave it from the joint or seamthan make a sceneor bring you round.There,how does that sound?Shite.
Anyhoo, it's rather good, especially if you like inserting macabre jokes into weddings Let me put it this way:if you came to layyour sleeping headagainst my arm or sleeve,and if my arm went dead,or if I had to take my leaveat midnight, I should rathercleave it from the joint or seamthan make a sceneor bring you round.There,how does that sound?
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2018, 07:54:28 PM Not everyone gets it Double pun ...ishment
Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS!
Quote from: Nick on February 06, 2018, 11:59:32 AMInexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! "Other chocolate biscuits are also available"
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 06, 2018, 03:35:54 PMQuote from: Nick on February 06, 2018, 11:59:32 AMInexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! "Other chocolate biscuits are also available"
Speak for yerself. I manage to keep my pecker up