A letter from my GP

[Nick]

Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.

I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).

I think he may have gone nuts!!

[Steve]

Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.

I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).

I think he may have gone nuts!!

What a nutter.  Ask him what happened to Jim Fixx jogging pioneer and so many cyclists

(brown bread)

[Nick]

I like him, and I am writing him a complex letter back 

[Darwins Selection]

I like him, and I am writing him a complex letter back 

I'm sure he knows your/you're complex.

[Nick]

 




































 




































 

[Miss Demeanour]

He could have seen about 3 other patients with the time it took to write that!!! 

[Nick]

Quite. And he made two spelling mistakes 

[Miss Demeanour]

But his colons were ok 😁

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.

I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).

I think he may have gone nuts!!

Just checking but how long has he been your GP? 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

But his colons were ok 😁

[Nick]

A second letter has arrived and has been followed by a phone call. He is anxious for me to have blood tests for my liver function 

[Uncle Mort]

He's heard rumours about your drinking sessions with Nod and Suzi.

[Nick]