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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2018, 09:55:36 AM »
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2018, 10:10:56 AM »
I did say it was a method not to be taken lightly, the experience at both ends has been described as absolutely horrific to the point where it is impossible to even look at a cigarette without feeling ill...  angel1
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2018, 10:29:22 AM »
what about cigars?

That's what I switched to about 3 years before I finally said to myself "enough"

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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2018, 10:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 24, 2018, 06:00:23 AM
Trying to stop smoking noooo:

I used to smoke 40 a day but I stopped over 20 years ago using a hypnotist, although it took two attempts…

I’m glad I did tho, you just don’t realise how much you actually stink of fags when you are smoking.  noooo: 

The worst thing is, however, that I occasionally dream that I am smoking a cigarette again and I am gutted. I feel so relieved when I wake up and realise that it was only a dream… and the price now is outrageous…

I was put 'under' with Albatross by Fleetwood Mac... still wary when I hear the tune now, especially if I am driving...


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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2018, 08:42:04 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on May 27, 2018, 10:09:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 24, 2018, 06:00:23 AM
Trying to stop smoking noooo:

I used to smoke 40 a day but I stopped over 20 years ago using a hypnotist, although it took two attempts…

I’m glad I did tho, you just don’t realise how much you actually stink of fags when you are smoking.  noooo: 

The worst thing is, however, that I occasionally dream that I am smoking a cigarette again and I am gutted. I feel so relieved when I wake up and realise that it was only a dream… and the price now is outrageous…

I was put 'under' with Albatross by Fleetwood Mac... still wary when I hear the tune now, especially if I am driving...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy3QS3vO0ag
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2018, 09:55:40 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 28, 2018, 08:42:04 AM
Quote from: Pirate on May 27, 2018, 10:09:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 24, 2018, 06:00:23 AM
Trying to stop smoking noooo:

I used to smoke 40 a day but I stopped over 20 years ago using a hypnotist, although it took two attempts…

I’m glad I did tho, you just don’t realise how much you actually stink of fags when you are smoking.  noooo: 

The worst thing is, however, that I occasionally dream that I am smoking a cigarette again and I am gutted. I feel so relieved when I wake up and realise that it was only a dream… and the price now is outrageous…

I was put 'under' with Albatross by Fleetwood Mac... still wary when I hear the tune now, especially if I am driving...
eveilgrin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy3QS3vO0ag

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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2018, 06:44:10 PM »
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It's tomorrow  scared2:

Nod says that if it werks he will go and get hypnotised too. What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2018, 06:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2018, 06:44:10 PM
razz: razz: razz:

It's tomorrow  scared2:

Nod says that if it werks he will go and get hypnotised too. What can possibly go wrong?

We all start playing random songs around you to see if we can trigger a trance....  eveilgrin:
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2018, 06:50:27 PM »
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2018, 06:53:25 PM »
We could have a new pub competition, the all new Nick's Posthypnotic Suggestion Russian Roulette Sweepstake...  whistle:
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2018, 06:55:43 PM »
It's Nod I am more worried about  scared2:

Miss I is pleased with me, though  cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2018, 06:58:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2018, 06:55:43 PM
It's Nod I am more worried about  scared2:

Miss I is pleased with me, though  cloud9: cloud9:

Simples. Find his trigger, put him under and tell him to be more confident and dymanic.  Thumbs:

We could try something similar with you to reduce your cack handedness but the power of hypnosis does have its limits.  noooo:
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2018, 06:58:49 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2018, 09:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2018, 06:53:25 PM
We could have a new pub competition, the all new Nick's Posthypnotic Suggestion Russian Roulette Sweepstake...  whistle:
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Re: Hypnotism
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2018, 01:55:56 PM »
Time to go  scared2:
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