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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #105 on: November 16, 2018, 09:56:47 AM »
Got muddled up. Fed the cats on fish food and fed the fish on cat food  redface:
And fed yourself with  . . . .  .?
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #106 on: November 16, 2018, 09:57:45 AM »
Got muddled up. Fed the cats on fish food and fed the fish on cat food  redface:

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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #107 on: November 16, 2018, 10:03:14 AM »
They look similar  redface:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #108 on: November 16, 2018, 10:16:08 AM »
They look similar  redface:

Yes, cat food often comes as flakes in a little cardboard pot... ::)
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #109 on: November 16, 2018, 11:17:32 AM »
They look similar  redface:

Yes, cat food often comes as flakes in a little cardboard pot... ::)
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Maybe he meant cats and fish look similar.  I dread to think which is drowning in the fish tank right now
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #110 on: November 16, 2018, 05:06:29 PM »
What a catastrophic day  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #111 on: November 16, 2018, 05:16:49 PM »
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #112 on: November 16, 2018, 05:29:39 PM »
Hold on..I've just got in

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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #113 on: November 16, 2018, 06:15:50 PM »
Went up to London to meet Suzi (and another lady) for lunch. Had also arranged to have a coffee with the Jewish Lady Vicar nearby.

Lost my footing at the top of the up-escalator at Leicester Square and fell BACKWARDS down the escalator, crashing into a woman with a suit case 2 steps behind me who also toppled backwards. Bloke behind her managed to catch both of us and we arrived at the top of the escalator in a heap.

In the midst of this I managed to toss my phone on the the slidey bit in the middle where it shot off   downhill at high speed Banghead  Nice lady with the suitcase left her bag with me and set off on the down escalator to retrieve it. A man from TfL arrived to find out what was going on.

WHile I was trying to explain the lady returned empty handed.

TfL man and I set off on the down escalator and I spotted my phone lodged behind a STAND ON THE RIGHT sign. We got to the bottom and set off again on the UP escalator where we bvoth saw a Chinese guy retrieve the phone and slip it into his pocket. TfL guy gave chase but no luck, "It's Chinatown out there."

He tried calling and texting the phone but no luck  cussing:

By now I had missed the JLV (who was trying to call me, I now find) and I then headed to the Vodafone shop on Long Acre, had my old phone cancelled, got a new SIM for the new phone I got recently which is still in its box (in my car in Brighton) and I arrived sweaty and furious for lunch.

I am now trying to set up the new bastard phone and seem to have lost ALL my contacts and all my photos, including many of Miss I and the Boy! sad24:


And while I have been sorting all this phone stuff out Mr Stew has boiled dry and has filled the whole fucking house with smoke  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I have all the windows open  cussing:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #114 on: November 16, 2018, 06:22:21 PM »

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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #115 on: November 16, 2018, 06:36:52 PM »
Went up to London to meet Suzi (and another lady) for lunch. Had also arranged to have a coffee with the Jewish Lady Vicar nearby.

Lost my footing at the top of the up-escalator at Leicester Square and fell BACKWARDS down the escalator, crashing into a woman with a suit case 2 steps behind me who also toppled backwards. Bloke behind her managed to catch both of us and we arrived at the top of the escalator in a heap.

In the midst of this I managed to toss my phone on the the slidey bit in the middle where it shot off   downhill at high speed Banghead  Nice lady with the suitcase left her bag with me and set off on the down escalator to retrieve it. A man from TfL arrived to find out what was going on.

WHile I was trying to explain the lady returned empty handed.

TfL man and I set off on the down escalator and I spotted my phone lodged behind a STAND ON THE RIGHT sign. We got to the bottom and set off again on the UP escalator where we bvoth saw a Chinese guy retrieve the phone and slip it into his pocket. TfL guy gave chase but no luck, "It's Chinatown out there."

He tried calling and texting the phone but no luck  cussing:

By now I had missed the JLV (who was trying to call me, I now find) and I then headed to the Vodafone shop on Long Acre, had my old phone cancelled, got a new SIM for the new phone I got recently which is still in its box (in my car in Brighton) and I arrived sweaty and furious for lunch.

I am now trying to set up the new bastard phone and seem to have lost ALL my contacts and all my photos, including many of Miss I and the Boy! sad24:


And while I have been sorting all this phone stuff out Mr Stew has boiled dry and has filled the whole fucking house with smoke  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I have all the windows open  cussing:


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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #116 on: November 16, 2018, 06:38:23 PM »
 sad32: sad32: sad32:

I have even lost the numbers for Miss I and the Boy  sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #117 on: November 16, 2018, 06:39:42 PM »
I will never hear the end of this, will I?  evil:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #118 on: November 16, 2018, 06:51:24 PM »
And Ladies and Gentlemen here endeth the lesson about the dangers of overdoing collapso before lunch
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #119 on: November 16, 2018, 06:52:14 PM »
sad32: sad32: sad32:

I have even lost the numbers for Miss I and the Boy  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Vodaphone should be able to get you a list of the numbers you've dialled
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