The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread

[Barman]

Incredibly, my old phone has been handed in at Leicester Sq!!

Even the tea leaf thought it was too dodgy a phone to hold onto 

 

[Nick]

Mr Burnt Stew seems to have destroyed a Le Creuset casserole dish 

[Steve]

Incredibly, my old phone has been handed in at Leicester Sq!!

Even the tea leaf thought it was too dodgy a phone to hold onto 

 

Prolly too late though, he looked at some of the content and now he has the clumsy curse too. 

It's a variant on The Ring

[Nick]

 

I have fessed up to the damage 

[Steve]

Mr Burnt Stew seems to have destroyed a Le Creuset casserole dish 

but  for confessing

Think I'd be dead if I destroyed one of Mrs K's Le Creuset dishes

[Nick]

I have been instructed to soak it in vinegar 

[Barman]

I have been instructed to soak it in vinegar 

Will Mr. Stew tolerate that? 

[Nick]

Mr Stew. He cremated. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Mr Burnt Stew seems to have destroyed a Le Creuset casserole dish 

but  for confessing

Think I'd be dead if I destroyed one of Mrs K's Le Creuset dishes

I thought they were indestructible that's why they cost so much 

[Grumpmeister]

Mr Stew. He cremated. 

Given your track record I'm surprised it took this long... 

[Steve]

I have been instructed to soak it in vinegar 

Some say bio washing powder

Others say go on eBay and get a replacement

[Barman]

I have been instructed to soak it in vinegar 

Some say bio washing powder

Others say go on eBay and get a replacement

Bio washing powder is pretty amazing stuff! God knows what Quatermass-like things they put in it! 

[Nick]

Being Brighton this lot are eco-friendly    They use something like an egg full of stones in the washer which does nothing at all   

[Barman]

Being Brighton this lot are eco-friendly    They use something like an egg full of stones in the washer which does nothing at all   

 

The stones are prolly too small like... 

[Steve]

    always funny