The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread

[Grumpmeister]

There is a cupboard under the stairs. Usual stuff in it. If the door is shut the cats miaow and scratch to go in. If I open the door they just walk away. 

So sick of this panto that I now leave it open at all times and they show no interest.

I absent mindedly closed it earlier and they went bonkers. I opened it and they walked away 

WHY??

I....I....I....I am shocked and horrified that you would think we were doing this deliberately. Perhaps you are imagining things as you are so old.



Psssst, give him 5 minutes to feel guilty before we start doing it again....

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

I have closed the door 

[Grumpmeister]

I have closed the door 

They will just find other ways to amuse themselves, leaving half rodents in your shoes or suchlike... 

[Nick]

Thanks Molly 







Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie 

[Steve]

Thanks Molly 







Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie 

[Grumpmeister]

Thanks Molly 







Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie 

I did warn you, if you take away one avenue of entertainment they will find another at your expense. 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Nick, just accept your position as serf at the bottom of the food chain. It will make your time there so much easier... 

[Nick]

I bought the bastards some salmon 

[Grumpmeister]

I bought the bastards some salmon 

Bribery isn't going to work, just total surrender and submission... 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Look on the bright side, they may be carnivorous but they don't eat the elderly... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Thanks Molly 







Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie