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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2018, 01:44:01 PM »
There is a cupboard under the stairs. Usual stuff in it. If the door is shut the cats miaow and scratch to go in. If I open the door they just walk away.  Banghead Banghead

So sick of this panto that I now leave it open at all times and they show no interest.

I absent mindedly closed it earlier and they went bonkers. I opened it and they walked away  cussing: cussing:

WHY??

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I....I....I....I am shocked and horrified that you would think we were doing this deliberately. Perhaps you are imagining things as you are so old.



Psssst, give him 5 minutes to feel guilty before we start doing it again....
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2018, 01:47:29 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2018, 02:09:42 PM »
I have closed the door  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2018, 02:22:49 PM »
I have closed the door  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


They will just find other ways to amuse themselves, leaving half rodents in your shoes or suchlike...  noooo:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2018, 12:03:18 PM »
Thanks Molly  evil:







Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie  scared2: sick2:


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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #50 on: July 22, 2018, 01:16:08 PM »
Thanks Molly  evil:







Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie  scared2: sick2:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2018, 01:44:03 PM »
Thanks Molly  evil:







Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie  scared2: sick2:

I did warn you, if you take away one avenue of entertainment they will find another at your expense.  point:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #52 on: July 22, 2018, 01:49:06 PM »
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #53 on: July 22, 2018, 01:52:21 PM »
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Nick, just accept your position as serf at the bottom of the food chain. It will make your time there so much easier...  whistle:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #54 on: July 22, 2018, 01:55:51 PM »
I bought the bastards some salmon  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #55 on: July 22, 2018, 01:59:51 PM »
I bought the bastards some salmon  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Bribery isn't going to work, just total surrender and submission...  noooo:
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« Reply #56 on: July 22, 2018, 02:04:27 PM »
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #57 on: July 22, 2018, 02:08:12 PM »
Look on the bright side, they may be carnivorous but they don't eat the elderly...  Thumbs:
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« Reply #58 on: July 22, 2018, 02:39:54 PM »
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #59 on: July 22, 2018, 03:40:04 PM »
Thanks Molly  evil:







Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie  scared2: sick2:

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